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Sri Lankan man arrested at airport 'for smuggling gold in rectum'
Belfast Telegraph ^ | 12/22/15 | Staff

Posted on 12/22/2015 7:02:38 PM PST by Rebelbase

Sri Lankan authorities have arrested a man for allegedly smuggling gold bars in his rectum.

Customs officers at Bandaranaike International Airport stopped the 42-year-old man after noticing that he was walking suspiciously.

He had arrived in Sri Lanka at around 1.30am on Tuesday on a flight from Singapore.

During an examination officials found 400g of gold, worth about 2m Sri Lankan rupees (£9,351), inside the suspect's rectal cavity.

Sri Lanka's The Nation newspaper reports that the gold had been in the form of four slabs. The report also said that the man claims to be the 'Coordinating Secretary to the Ministry of Post, Postal Services and Muslim Religious Affairs'.

More than 70 people have been arrested this year for smuggling gold in Sri Lanka, officials said.


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Damn near killed him!
1 posted on 12/22/2015 7:02:38 PM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase

What an AH !!


2 posted on 12/22/2015 7:06:03 PM PST by WENDLE (Trump is not bought . He is no puppet.)
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To: Rebelbase
Doesn't look too bad once it got cleaned up


3 posted on 12/22/2015 7:06:34 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: WENDLE

Now we know what King Midas has been doing.


4 posted on 12/22/2015 7:06:53 PM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase

The man with the Midas clutch.


5 posted on 12/22/2015 7:07:14 PM PST by Steely Tom (Vote GOP: A Slower Handbasket)
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To: Rebelbase

That a lot of carats.


6 posted on 12/22/2015 7:08:48 PM PST by Ken H
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To: Rebelbase

Johnny Cash’s “Ring of Fire”


7 posted on 12/22/2015 7:09:25 PM PST by WENDLE (Trump is not bought . He is no puppet.)
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To: Rebelbase

That’s some black gold.....


8 posted on 12/22/2015 7:10:43 PM PST by leaning conservative (snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: Rebelbase

Was it discovered by Goldfinger?


9 posted on 12/22/2015 7:11:55 PM PST by Squeako (Trump: The Red Kool-Aid to Obama's Blue Kool-Aid.)
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To: Rebelbase

“...the gold had been in the form of four slabs.”

Just let that sink in a little, Goldbugs, LOL!


10 posted on 12/22/2015 7:12:08 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Jeweller, I’d like to buy this slab but it smells funny.


11 posted on 12/22/2015 7:13:44 PM PST by Rebelbase
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. . . after noticing that he was walking suspiciously.

Ya think?!

12 posted on 12/22/2015 7:16:05 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Rebelbase

I’m printing this story and taking it to my local guy. He’ll pay me Top Dollar from here on out, I’m thinking, LOL!


13 posted on 12/22/2015 7:16:56 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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To: Rebelbase

He must have got Goosed!


14 posted on 12/22/2015 7:23:29 PM PST by mcmuffin (Freedom's On The March - Wave Goodbye!)
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To: Rebelbase

Guess that knocks out any insult referring to the person crapping out gold.


15 posted on 12/22/2015 7:25:56 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: BenLurkin; Gamecock; SaveFerris; FredZarguna; PROCON; KC_Lion

“Million to one odds, doc. Million to one!”


16 posted on 12/22/2015 7:29:09 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: BenLurkin

No way that was up his rectum.


17 posted on 12/22/2015 7:29:19 PM PST by Fungi
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To: Rebelbase

That there is comedy gold.


18 posted on 12/22/2015 7:48:33 PM PST by mumblypeg (I've seen the future; brother it is murder. -L. Cohen)
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To: BenLurkin
gold-shit.jpg
19 posted on 12/22/2015 7:52:54 PM PST by ETL (Ted Cruz 2016!! -- For a better, safer America)
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To: Rebelbase

Gotta wonder how exactly he was walking with almost a pound of gold in there.

Guess he won’t be making it to the rectory on Rekdal Road on Camano Island, WA anytime soon!
(Yes, it’s a real road. You can look it up yourself!)


20 posted on 12/22/2015 7:54:41 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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