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Now there's no difference between an Irish wake and an Irish funeral. There has to be a joke here somewhere about having a cold one.
1 posted on 12/22/2015 12:59:41 PM PST by Beave Meister
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To: Beave Meister

“He was such a good man. I’m going to miss him terribly.”
“Me, too. Let’s have a beer.”


2 posted on 12/22/2015 1:03:06 PM PST by sparklite2 (Islam = all bathwater, no baby.)
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To: stylecouncilor

ping


3 posted on 12/22/2015 1:06:43 PM PST by windcliff
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To: Beave Meister

after attending that funeral, I need a stiff one...


4 posted on 12/22/2015 1:06:44 PM PST by faithhopecharity (Diff tween D's and R's is that the D's allow the poor to be corrupt, too. (O. Levant))
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To: Beave Meister

Not a bad idea. The deceased would approve.


5 posted on 12/22/2015 1:06:47 PM PST by I want the USA back (Patriarchal binary all original-equipment breeder and White-privileged crusader.)
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To: Beave Meister

It’s served IV though.


6 posted on 12/22/2015 1:06:54 PM PST by Vinnie
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To: Beave Meister

“Now there’s no difference between an Irish wake and an Irish funeral.”

There still is — ONE LESS DRUNK.


7 posted on 12/22/2015 1:07:13 PM PST by treetopsandroofs (Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
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To: Beave Meister

“Pour me a stiff one”.


8 posted on 12/22/2015 1:07:54 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (Get Ready)
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To: Beave Meister

They may be able to gin up more fights than a Chuck-e-Cheese.


9 posted on 12/22/2015 1:08:37 PM PST by PAR35
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To: Beave Meister

Hey, you’re young and swinging
No time to think about tomorrow
But there’s no denying it
Some day you’re going to buy it

Maybe tomorrow!
Ferryman, Ferryman
He’s the man with a plot, a man with a plan.
Ferryman, Ferryman
He’s the mortician man who loves you...
A lot!


12 posted on 12/22/2015 1:11:42 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Beave Meister

ME: Poor stiff. I need a stiff one.

FUNERAL DIRECTOR: Well, you’re in luck.


14 posted on 12/22/2015 1:33:26 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (With Great Freedom comes Great Responsibility)
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To: Beave Meister

Anyone at my funeral who isn’t drunk doesn’t understand that I’m just fine, the problem is theirs.


17 posted on 12/22/2015 1:38:14 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Beave Meister

Funerals have changed
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GfTYjDZpqdg


18 posted on 12/22/2015 1:44:26 PM PST by sockmonkey (Of course I didn't read the article. After all, this is Free Republic.)
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To: Beave Meister
Take a bunch of people who have a great deal of history, put them under major stress, add alcohol.

IMHO this will not turn out well.

19 posted on 12/22/2015 1:51:56 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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To: Beave Meister

Now EVERYONE can get embalmed.


20 posted on 12/22/2015 2:22:27 PM PST by Jack Hammer
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To: Beave Meister

Some Irish wakes that I’ve attended come to mind.


21 posted on 12/22/2015 4:08:00 PM PST by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
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To: Beave Meister

Just add a second “f” to make it a “fun-fer-al” home. Works for me!


22 posted on 12/22/2015 4:10:54 PM PST by glennaro
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