Now there's no difference between an Irish wake and an Irish funeral. There has to be a joke here somewhere about having a cold one.
To: Beave Meister
“He was such a good man. I’m going to miss him terribly.”
“Me, too. Let’s have a beer.”
2 posted on
12/22/2015 1:03:06 PM PST by
sparklite2
(Islam = all bathwater, no baby.)
To: stylecouncilor
3 posted on
12/22/2015 1:06:43 PM PST by
windcliff
To: Beave Meister
after attending that funeral, I need a stiff one...
4 posted on
12/22/2015 1:06:44 PM PST by
faithhopecharity
(Diff tween D's and R's is that the D's allow the poor to be corrupt, too. (O. Levant))
To: Beave Meister
Not a bad idea. The deceased would approve.
5 posted on
12/22/2015 1:06:47 PM PST by
I want the USA back
(Patriarchal binary all original-equipment breeder and White-privileged crusader.)
To: Beave Meister
6 posted on
12/22/2015 1:06:54 PM PST by
Vinnie
To: Beave Meister
“Now there’s no difference between an Irish wake and an Irish funeral.”
There still is — ONE LESS DRUNK.
7 posted on
12/22/2015 1:07:13 PM PST by
treetopsandroofs
(Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
To: Beave Meister
To: Beave Meister
They may be able to gin up more fights than a Chuck-e-Cheese.
9 posted on
12/22/2015 1:08:37 PM PST by
PAR35
To: Beave Meister
Hey, you’re young and swinging
No time to think about tomorrow
But there’s no denying it
Some day you’re going to buy it
Maybe tomorrow!
Ferryman, Ferryman
He’s the man with a plot, a man with a plan.
Ferryman, Ferryman
He’s the mortician man who loves you...
A lot!
12 posted on
12/22/2015 1:11:42 PM PST by
dfwgator
To: Beave Meister
ME: Poor stiff. I need a stiff one.
FUNERAL DIRECTOR: Well, you’re in luck.
14 posted on
12/22/2015 1:33:26 PM PST by
Responsibility2nd
(With Great Freedom comes Great Responsibility)
To: Beave Meister
Anyone at my funeral who isn’t drunk doesn’t understand that I’m just fine, the problem is theirs.
To: Beave Meister
18 posted on
12/22/2015 1:44:26 PM PST by
sockmonkey
(Of course I didn't read the article. After all, this is Free Republic.)
To: Beave Meister
Take a bunch of people who have a great deal of history, put them under major stress, add alcohol.
IMHO this will not turn out well.
19 posted on
12/22/2015 1:51:56 PM PST by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
To: Beave Meister
Now EVERYONE can get embalmed.
To: Beave Meister
Some Irish wakes that I’ve attended come to mind.
21 posted on
12/22/2015 4:08:00 PM PST by
fella
("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
To: Beave Meister
Just add a second “f” to make it a “fun-fer-al” home. Works for me!
22 posted on
12/22/2015 4:10:54 PM PST by
glennaro
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