Posted on 12/16/2015 10:42:45 AM PST by presidio9
“Chelsea underwent plastic surgery ...to conceal Hubbell is her REAL dad.”
...and also because she hoped to have sex with a real person someday.
I remember a joke from the 1990s that Chelsea is dating and her father pulls her aside every time to say he probably fathered the guy.
She goes to complain to her mother; Hillary says that’s ok, she’s fair, she cheated on Bill to make Chelsea.
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Chelsea had no visible chin until she had surgery.
She had a lower jaw that looked like a frog.
I don't think it matters whether Hubbel is Chelsea's biological father. I don't think it matters one bit to voters either. Her real father is Bill Clinton, who was elected president with a well-known history of violence towards women similar to that of Bill Cosby.
What does matter is that this issue is being covered on an entertainment news website, a place usually more interested in helping its readers keep up with the Kardashians. That matters because it is well known that this is a forbidden subject in the news media.
Star Pulse doesn't care because the standard Clinton punishment for such behavior is shunning. But they don't cover politics, so they don't care.
Does it have the ability to influence voters? Again, I don't think so. If anything, it makes the Clintons seem more human and sympathetic to entertainment news readers. Nevertheless, the story is being covered outside of typical "right wing" sources. That's why it matters, and that's why I didn't think it belongs in chat.
Moving on now.
Mr. Hubbell had to be coerced
I’m not sure there is enough whiskey in Tennessee for me to get that drunk.
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Get an older picture of her.
I'd be more surprised if there was a Freeper that did NOT know/think Web Hubbell is her father.
Does anyone have any photos of Hildabeast with child? Or Mooch for that matter?
Turkey baster?
Any half interested and even less talented investigator could follow Chelsea around and grab a discarded Starbucks cup with which to compare DNA from one of Webb’s cigar butts and end this debate.
Yes. It’s called Webbjaw Syndrome. Or Hubbelchin. But it seems to be corrected.
I think she has a sister named Debbie high up in Dem politics.
Here's another scary thought ... what will Hillary's grandspawn look like before it goes under the knife?
You will have sex with that woman!
“Them flower children types had no problem with “free love” crap.”
Exactly. Even if Webb and Chelsea went and publicly had a DNA test to prove they are father and daughter, libtard’s would praise the moment by spinning it as now, father and daughter no longer have to hide in the shadows. If anything, it would improve Hillary’s, Webb’s, and Chelsea’s opinion rating amongst libtards. Conservatives would get a brief moment of pleasure in the confirmation of what we already suspected.
Whoever her real father is, when it comes to Bill Clinton's statements, Chelsea is a chip off the ol' block! #NeedsParsing
PING!
Supposedly Bill told one of his sexual assault victims not to worry about getting pregnant because he is as sterile as an operating room.
They can get Bill’s DNA from the records about the blue dress.
What I’ve not gotten past with all these rumors is her eyes. To me they very much resemble Bill Clinton’s, much more than either Hubbell’s or Hillary’s. Then I look at a mouth that should have a lure dangling from it and ... ?
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