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Seasons Greetings! (in the screwed-up liberal PC world we're living in today)
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Posted on 12/15/2015 10:10:23 AM PST by ETL

Seasons Greetings

For Our Liberal Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best
wishes For an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-
stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter
solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of
the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all.

We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year [2015], but not without due respect for the
calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is
necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in
the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed,
color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of
the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these
terms.

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies
no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and
is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and
warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new
wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

_____________________________________

For Our Conservative Friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: happyholidays; holidaycelebrations; holidaytree
I received this via an e-mail 7 or 8 years ago.
1 posted on 12/15/2015 10:10:23 AM PST by ETL
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To: ETL

Love it. Will send to my liberal relatives


2 posted on 12/15/2015 10:13:55 AM PST by wildbill (If you check behind the shower curtain for a murderer, and find one.... what's your plan?)
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To: ETL

Seasons Greetings was common when I was a kid. What has changed is the intensity of the hatred the left has for Christian traditions.


3 posted on 12/15/2015 10:19:54 AM PST by I want the USA back (Patriarchal binary all original-equipment breeder and White-privileged crusader.)
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To: ETL

I send this out every year. I just posted it on FaceBook.

I love it!


4 posted on 12/15/2015 10:21:48 AM PST by laweeks
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To: ETL
Seasons Greetings back to you!


5 posted on 12/15/2015 10:27:18 AM PST by PROCON (It's not islamophobia, it's islamonausea)
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To: ETL

Noteworthy:

Sears has a sign at every door wishing its shoppers a “Merry Christmas”. Not “Seasons Greetings” ... “Merry Christmas”!

It put me in a better mood. Spent $300 there.


6 posted on 12/15/2015 10:34:27 AM PST by kidd
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To: ETL

Merry Christ mass.


7 posted on 12/15/2015 10:52:50 AM PST by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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To: kidd

The store, Altared State, has lots of clothes that are all hippie type, light, flowy, and some are vegan I think. Their holiday e-mail e-mail from last year says “Merry Christmas” and quotes the Bible verse referring to to Jesus as the Savior. I spend lots of cash there.


8 posted on 12/15/2015 11:15:22 AM PST by chae (The Lannisters send their regards--Game of Thrones)
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To: ETL

This email apparently had details of the layouts of LA schools. Don’t forget that one of the San Berdoo jihadis was an environmental inspector who inspected schools, one of which complained about him because they said he wanted photos of things that were not related to his job. That school was obviously his primary objective, but he wanted so much to kill his coworkers that had objected to his Islamic proselytizing that he stopped there first - and by the time he left, the high school was already under lockdown and surrounded by police.


9 posted on 12/15/2015 11:29:18 AM PST by livius
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To: MrEdd; ETL

Merry Christmas

Yeah.

We not only keep CHRIST in Christmas, we also keep the MASS in Chrismas.

10 posted on 12/15/2015 11:32:33 AM PST by Mrs. Don-o (Still Catholic after all these years.)
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To: livius

You on the right thread?


11 posted on 12/15/2015 11:45:16 AM PST by ETL (Ted Cruz 2016!! -- For a better, safer America)
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To: ETL

No, obviously not! LOL!


12 posted on 12/15/2015 12:00:13 PM PST by livius
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