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Suspected burglar stuck in Huron home’s chimney dies after residents light fire
Fresno Bee ^
| November 28, 2015
| Rory Appleton
Posted on 11/29/2015 1:55:29 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
A man who apparently got stuck in the chimney of a Huron home during a botched burglary attempt died Saturday after the homeowners lit a fire in the fireplace, the Fresno County Sheriff’s Office said.
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To: Paladin2
Didn’t this guy ever read the 3 little pigs? Didn’t he remember how it ends? Dumb crooks.
To: RipSawyer
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11/29/2015 5:05:13 PM PST
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Paladin2
(my non-desktop devices are no longer allowed to try to fix speling and punctuation, nor my gran-mah.)
To: uncitizen
He didn’t have a great exit strategy because he burned though every other choice until the fireplace was the only way out.
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11/29/2015 5:05:31 PM PST
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Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: Slings and Arrows
And laying his finger aside of his nose, And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose... Hm. Let's try that again.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose...
... HELP!
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11/29/2015 5:08:05 PM PST
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Ken H
To: Slings and Arrows
Did he ever try smoking in the boys room when he was younger?
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11/29/2015 5:08:41 PM PST
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Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: Radagast the Fool
Been a long time since anyone sang that song to me!
Laughing madly!
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11/29/2015 5:42:45 PM PST
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Chickensoup
(“If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so.†Jef)
To: Slings and Arrows
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11/29/2015 5:48:35 PM PST
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Aut Pax Aut Bellum
(I love my dog, but a .45 is man's best friend...)
To: Chickensoup
“You are a careful and responsible human being.”
My wife convinced me that it was better to always check the draft after I smoked up her living room one day!
To: Slings and Arrows
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To: piytar
I have heard of people in restaurant chimney's but house chimneys tend to be what 10 12 inches across, maybe they are are bigger in California
To: TexasGator
OTOH, didn’t the owners check the draft before lighting the fire?Bingo! No draft, no fire.
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