Where does she fall on the “Hot Crazy matrix”?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU
It’s important to know.
Thanks for the laughs. After the last few days it was needed.
Powdered sugar. I think I'd rather deal with the mud.
Women are getting so dog crazy that it’s frightening. Yesterday I saw a woman tourist in a park in our town lying down with a large Lab between her legs, his front paws on her shoulders, and her arms around the dog. It could have been a porno shot. Her boyfriend or maybe even husband was sitting next to her and looking at his phone and didn’t seem to be bothered or even notice. What is it with Metrosexual men and their women and dogs?
Muddy feet, shredded IRS checks or Ben Franklins, poop on the brand new carpet is all nothing. It just is. Hug your furry kids and cherish every crazy second. Because someday they’ll be gone and you will be willing to give everything you’re ever going to have for just a few more minutes. Just 1 or 2.
I put pavers all around the track where my big Sheltie likes to run when he gets excited. Not only do I no longer have a problem with mud, but the pavers wear his nails down so I don’t have to cut them.
I’m with Mom on this. We have six cats and that is why we can’t, and never will again, have anything nice. I pretty much gave up on that and have resigned myself that our retirement years will not be “shabby chic”, but just “shabby”. At least they don’t smell, and that’s something.
Animals are to live outside.
OK, so the “looking defiant as Bill Clinton” part was the funniest.
LOL! Yep. my wife can think I am the devil incarnate, but her kids!? Mad and then 2 minutes later all is forgiven.
‘’glaring at my wife like Bill Clinton when he looked into the camera and told everyone he didn’t have sex with that woman.’’
An even better look of Clinton’s was when he was asked the cigar question. Priceless! He had no clue that was coming.
That was hilarious.
"SH*T!!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irSC4-j_NjY
Enjoy.