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1 posted on 11/16/2015 12:02:20 PM PST by blueunicorn6
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Where does she fall on the “Hot Crazy matrix”?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU

It’s important to know.


2 posted on 11/16/2015 12:06:18 PM PST by Zeneta (Thoughts in time and out of season.)
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Thanks for the laughs. After the last few days it was needed.


3 posted on 11/16/2015 12:08:43 PM PST by rwfok
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Powdered sugar. I think I'd rather deal with the mud.

4 posted on 11/16/2015 12:14:42 PM PST by aomagrat (Gun owners who vote for democrats are too stupid to own guns.)
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Women are getting so dog crazy that it’s frightening. Yesterday I saw a woman tourist in a park in our town lying down with a large Lab between her legs, his front paws on her shoulders, and her arms around the dog. It could have been a porno shot. Her boyfriend or maybe even husband was sitting next to her and looking at his phone and didn’t seem to be bothered or even notice. What is it with Metrosexual men and their women and dogs?


14 posted on 11/16/2015 12:40:53 PM PST by livius
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Muddy feet, shredded IRS checks or Ben Franklins, poop on the brand new carpet is all nothing. It just is. Hug your furry kids and cherish every crazy second. Because someday they’ll be gone and you will be willing to give everything you’re ever going to have for just a few more minutes. Just 1 or 2.


16 posted on 11/16/2015 12:51:11 PM PST by KGeorge (Make America Great Again- Ahead of Schedule & Under Budget.)
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I put pavers all around the track where my big Sheltie likes to run when he gets excited. Not only do I no longer have a problem with mud, but the pavers wear his nails down so I don’t have to cut them.


18 posted on 11/16/2015 12:56:57 PM PST by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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I’m with Mom on this. We have six cats and that is why we can’t, and never will again, have anything nice. I pretty much gave up on that and have resigned myself that our retirement years will not be “shabby chic”, but just “shabby”. At least they don’t smell, and that’s something.


22 posted on 11/16/2015 1:21:09 PM PST by MayflowerMadam
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Animals are to live outside.


23 posted on 11/16/2015 1:26:44 PM PST by Sequoyah101 (It feels like we have exchanged our dreams for survival. We just have a few days that don't suck.)
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OK, so the “looking defiant as Bill Clinton” part was the funniest.


26 posted on 11/16/2015 1:45:03 PM PST by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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LOL! Yep. my wife can think I am the devil incarnate, but her kids!? Mad and then 2 minutes later all is forgiven.


27 posted on 11/16/2015 1:47:51 PM PST by vpintheak (Death before disarmament!)
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‘’glaring at my wife like Bill Clinton when he looked into the camera and told everyone he didn’t have sex with that woman.’’

An even better look of Clinton’s was when he was asked the cigar question. Priceless! He had no clue that was coming.


28 posted on 11/16/2015 1:53:07 PM PST by MayflowerMadam
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That was hilarious.


31 posted on 11/16/2015 3:58:53 PM PST by blondiegoodbadugly
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An oldie, but a goodie:

Denver the Guilty Dog

32 posted on 11/16/2015 5:55:52 PM PST by Rodamala
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And this vid is extra special because the SAME thing happened one time with my roommate's dog Titan when he was out on the sunporch unsupervised. I heard the racket and walked out there and the look on T's face was priceless. If that dog could talk, he would have sounded just like John Candy at the end of Uncle Buck when all the pots on the pot rack came crashing down.

"SH*T!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irSC4-j_NjY

Enjoy.

33 posted on 11/16/2015 6:04:45 PM PST by Rodamala
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36 posted on 11/16/2015 6:23:23 PM PST by Daffynition (*Gun control is a tool to make innocents pay the price for the guilty* W.LaPierre)
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