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Guy Fieri Impersonator Robs Sports Bar
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| C.A. Pinkham
Posted on 11/09/2015 2:04:56 PM PST by Cowman
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Police are checking all Diners, Drive ins, and Dives in the area.
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posted on
11/09/2015 2:04:57 PM PST
by
Cowman
To: Cowman
I love Diners, Drive ins, and Dives...but Guy Fieri, not so much.
To: Cowman
A $10 heist is news? Come on, FL, you can do better!
To: Cowman; al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...
I liked his show. Too bad he’s started a life of crime.
Oh, wait, this is an IMPERSONATOR???
Never mind.
DANG!
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posted on
11/09/2015 2:10:45 PM PST
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Democrats and GOP-e: a difference of degree, not philosophy)
To: Cowman
That show’s on so often on the Food Network, I’ve started calling it The Guy Fieri Network.
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posted on
11/09/2015 2:15:34 PM PST
by
BlessedBeGod
(To restore all things in Christ. -- Pope St. Pius X /// Democrats are Cruz'n for a Bruisin' in 2016!)
To: BlessedBeGod
Yeah, but you gotta love a guy that can unhinge his jaw and shove in an entire side of beef, five pounds of boiled potatoes, and a thin mint wafer in one bite.
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posted on
11/09/2015 2:21:42 PM PST
by
Cowman
(As Jerry Williams used to say --- When comes the revolution....)
To: Cowman
To: Cowman; Gamecock; SaveFerris; FredZarguna; PROCON
He tried to lam(b), but they cheesed him.
To: Cowman
Serve him eggs. If he refuses to eat them, it’s Guy Fieri.
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posted on
11/09/2015 2:27:31 PM PST
by
donozark
(Herbicides improve visibility.)
To: BlessedBeGod
That show’s on so often on the Food Network, I’ve started calling it The Guy Fieri Network.
The Food Network tends to do this. I believe it has been named The Emeril Lagasse Network, The Rachel Ray Network, The Bobby Flay Network, and the Guy Fieri Network, at least. How do I know this? My wife tells me...
To: Cowman
Anyone verify where Guy Fieri was at the time of the crime? Food Network might have ‘stars’ but aren't they paid less than the local reporter who read the story?
I know some people get rich doing it, but that's because Food Network is advertising for them (oh, hello there, Morimoto’s restaurant in Disney World), not from direct income, IIRC.
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posted on
11/09/2015 2:32:44 PM PST
by
kingu
(Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
To: Cowman
When asked why he robbed the sports bar, the Guy Fieri impersonator answered with one word: MONEY!
To: Cowman
You get one guess which state brings us this story...
I don't know which state, but I do know that this happened in FLAVORTOWN!!!
To: donozark
:: Serve him eggs. If he refuses to eat them, it’s Guy Fieri ::
NOMINATED:
THE Guido post of the thread!
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posted on
11/09/2015 2:38:52 PM PST
by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
To: needmorePaine
Ummmm...it where the MONEY is.
Who gives f**k about the food!
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11/09/2015 2:40:19 PM PST
by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
To: needmorePaine; BlessedBeGod
What? You didn’t read the book on The Food Network? (Sort of ended, iirc, with the beginning of the Paul Dean pile-on. The book, that is. The network, imho, began its decline when they put that woman in as CEO...)
To: Cowman
Guy needed a snack, OK? Jeeze.
To: Cowman
Looking for a guy with bad hair.......................
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posted on
11/09/2015 2:46:27 PM PST
by
Red Badger
(READ MY LIPS: NO MORE BUSHES!...............)
To: kingu
FN gets a cut of any merchandising from their later “created” stars, too.
To: kingu
Anyone verify where Guy Fieri was at the time of the crime?
There used to be an unaffiliated "Food Network Humor" site that picked up on a story about a Ferry-lookalike in the audience at some televised sports event.
Ferry immediately notified his Twitter following that "it wasn't him".
Perhaps he's setting the stage to be in more places than one as an alibi and reasonable doubt?
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