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It's My Birthday
11/08/15 | Me!

Posted on 11/08/2015 4:56:26 AM PST by uglybiker

Where's my present?


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: gimmestuff
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1 posted on 11/08/2015 4:56:26 AM PST by uglybiker
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To: uglybiker

Suck it up.

It will get better


2 posted on 11/08/2015 4:57:43 AM PST by eartick (Been to the line in the sand and liked it)
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To: uglybiker

I’ve been busy.


3 posted on 11/08/2015 4:58:50 AM PST by Ditter (God Bless Texas!)
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4 posted on 11/08/2015 4:59:52 AM PST by Tax-chick (You have 20 days to get ready for the Advent Kitteh!)
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To: eartick
NO, IT WON'T

don't believe that liberal lieing crap

You are SO DOOMED !!!~!

5 posted on 11/08/2015 5:00:11 AM PST by knarf (I say things that are true .... I have no proof ... but they're true.)
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To: uglybiker

Shoulda mentioned it yesterday.
I took in a good gun show...


6 posted on 11/08/2015 5:00:28 AM PST by Eric in the Ozarks (Baseball players, gangsters and musicians are remembered. But journalists are forgotten.)
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To: uglybiker

I’ve had more birthdays than you have, I’m betting-—so where are ALL of my presents?

Happy Birthday!


7 posted on 11/08/2015 5:01:48 AM PST by basil ( God bless the USA!)
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To: Eric in the Ozarks
I took in a good gun show...

Is there such a thing as a bad gun show?

8 posted on 11/08/2015 5:02:38 AM PST by verga (I might as well be playing chess with pigeons.)
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To: uglybiker

We hid it. Start looking. Over there......

(That will keep him busy for a while....)


9 posted on 11/08/2015 5:02:41 AM PST by Vermont Lt
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To: uglybiker
What has it gots in its pocketses?

My precious!

10 posted on 11/08/2015 5:02:55 AM PST by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
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11 posted on 11/08/2015 5:04:56 AM PST by real saxophonist (YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
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To: verga

Yes.
The Springfield Missouri show is in a fairground building thats entirely too small for the number of folks who attend.
It’s always elbow to elbow in that place.


12 posted on 11/08/2015 5:06:19 AM PST by Eric in the Ozarks (Baseball players, gangsters and musicians are remembered. But journalists are forgotten.)
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To: uglybiker
Where's my present?

it's in the envelope labeled "Pointless Vanities"

13 posted on 11/08/2015 5:06:34 AM PST by catfish1957 (I display the Confederate Battle Flag with pride in honor of my brave ancestors who fought w/ valor)
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To: Tax-chick

Don’t get them Guinness. They’re sucking up to the hippy socialists by changing a 256 year recipe to all organic.


14 posted on 11/08/2015 5:06:45 AM PST by albie
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To: uglybiker

uh! Uh! UH!

It has come to the attention of the Federal Association of The Computer Acquisition Team (FATCAT), that this season’s dispensation of Super High Intelligence Training has been delayed till now, and YOU are the first recipient of our new and improved Computer Reporter-Assisted Printout!

May you find this Computer Reporter-Assisted Printout to be most helpful, in the celebration of our actually dispensing such a product, on your annual celebration of the day you became a human being.

May it never be said that the FATCAT never gave either ‘Training’, or ‘any other by-product’!


15 posted on 11/08/2015 5:07:54 AM PST by Terry L Smith
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To: uglybiker

Well, it’s my birthday too, yeah!....


16 posted on 11/08/2015 5:10:06 AM PST by Paladin2 (my non-desktop devices are no longer allowed to try to fix speling and punctuation, nor my gran-mah.)
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To: albie

Too early to get in a fuss over a beer.


17 posted on 11/08/2015 5:12:37 AM PST by Tax-chick (You have 20 days to get ready for the Advent Kitteh!)
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18 posted on 11/08/2015 5:13:53 AM PST by BraveMan
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To: uglybiker

Your present is here, now.


19 posted on 11/08/2015 5:14:00 AM PST by Raycpa
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To: uglybiker

You’re sounding a little bit entitled there, Skippy!


20 posted on 11/08/2015 5:17:30 AM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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