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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 11/06/2015 4:19:59 AM PST by Lucky9teen

Marooned Without a Compass Day & Saxaphone Day

Date When Celebrated : Always November 6

Marooned Without a Compass Day is today. Which direction will you take today?

How is your sense of direction? Do you often find yourself going around in circles? Do you feel hopelessly lost? Do you know where you are? If any of these questions describe your current state of being, then you are in tune to this special day.

As a Boy Scout leader, this author sees this special day as no problem at all. We'll just navigate the day (and night) by the position of the sun and the stars. We'll use our orienteering skills. And, we will check the trees for moss..... moss grows on the shaded, north side of a tree trunk.

Viewed in another way, being marooned without a compass for a day could be a good thing. Our busy life styles seldom leaves time to relax. We can just kick back and enjoy being marooned. Tomorrow, we can head east when the sun rises. In the meantime, I think I see a shady tree.....  

Happy Marooned Without a Compass Day!!!


Today, we also celebrate Saxophone Day. The Saxophone is a classical woodwind instrument. It is an essential instrument in jazz bands, symphonic bands, marching bands and more. It's only fitting that this great instrument has a day of recognition all to its own.

The Saxophone was invented around 1840. It was created by Adolphe Sax, a Belgian musical instrument maker.  The sax is made of brass.

Adophe Sax invented 8 types of saxophones: Sopranino, Soprano, Alto, Tenor, Baritone, Bass, Contrabass, and Subcontrabass. The first Saxophone ever created was the Bass Saxophone. A 9th type of Saxophone, the Soprillo Saxophone, was invented in 2004. It is the smallest Saxophone.

Meanwhile, in Russia



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: marooned; ofst; saxophone; silliness
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41 posted on 11/06/2015 6:44:37 AM PST by TexasCajun (#BlackViolenceMatters)
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42 posted on 11/06/2015 6:45:15 AM PST by TexasCajun (#BlackViolenceMatters)
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43 posted on 11/06/2015 6:46:51 AM PST by PROCON (Proud CRUZader!)
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44 posted on 11/06/2015 6:50:49 AM PST by PROCON (Proud CRUZader!)
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45 posted on 11/06/2015 6:51:25 AM PST by TexasCajun (#BlackViolenceMatters)
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To: Old Sarge
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46 posted on 11/06/2015 6:59:48 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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47 posted on 11/06/2015 7:00:09 AM PST by Walmartian (Not Responding)
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To: Walmartian
These Americans think that Joe Biden has been DEAD for YEARS!
48 posted on 11/06/2015 7:17:43 AM PST by Lucky9teen (God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
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To: bert; TheOldLady

These are the photos provided with the email concerning the Walmart Admiral

49 posted on 11/06/2015 7:30:31 AM PST by bert ((K.E.; N.P.; GOPc.;+12, 73, ....carson is the kinder gentler trumping.)
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To: a fool in paradise

LOL. Close enough...


50 posted on 11/06/2015 7:49:09 AM PST by Moltke
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To: bert

Good job! He really looks like a serious and capable Admiral.

And these photos fit beautifully with the post about his being
late for work.

I’m still giggling over that one.


51 posted on 11/06/2015 8:17:39 AM PST by TheOldLady (I miss the Gipper. Wish we still had someone like him. [cough] Trump and Cruz!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”

The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”

The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says ‘Your Eminence’.”

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well ...?”
She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38” DD bust, 24” waist and 34” hips. When she walks into a room, everybody says, “Oh My God.”


52 posted on 11/06/2015 8:20:15 AM PST by relentlessly
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To: FrankR
maroon is made using red and blue.

Correct. Sort of. After the blue, you need the black to get the right tone.

53 posted on 11/06/2015 8:23:33 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Democracy is not freedom. Democracy is simply majoritarianism. It is incompatible with real freedom.)
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To: TexasCajun

54 posted on 11/06/2015 8:27:57 AM PST by Lucky9teen (God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
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To: Lucky9teen
50-Year Old Mystery Solved

Why was Mayberry so peaceful?

Because----no one was married!

Here are the single people of Mayberry: Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd (the barber), Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Ernest T. Bass, the Darlin' Family, Helen, Thelma Lou and Clara.....all single!

In fact, the only one who was married was Otis, and he stayed drunk.

....just some food for thought.

55 posted on 11/06/2015 8:37:30 AM PST by llevrok (To liberals, Treason Is the New Patriotism)
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To: Lucky9teen

56 posted on 11/06/2015 8:46:32 AM PST by relentlessly
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To: Rummyfan

Johnny Colla.


57 posted on 11/06/2015 8:49:34 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Democracy is not freedom. Democracy is simply majoritarianism. It is incompatible with real freedom.)
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To: Old Sarge

58 posted on 11/06/2015 8:54:52 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Democracy is not freedom. Democracy is simply majoritarianism. It is incompatible with real freedom.)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

Ah, Cary was one of the great ones...


59 posted on 11/06/2015 8:59:53 AM PST by Old Sarge
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To: Lucky9teen

OUCH!


60 posted on 11/06/2015 9:00:50 AM PST by Old Sarge
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