Posted on 10/29/2015 1:43:27 PM PDT by WhiskeyX
What If Everyone JUMPED At Once? Geek & Sundry
Would be good vibrations. Good good good good vibrations.
If you read Agenda 21, that is a great part of what they are proposing to do. They want to take the U.S. population, remove them from most of the rural, town, and small cities in the flyover country between the coasts and herd them into mega cities for prols. They then want to convert all of those emptied places into parklands for the elites to manage and cavort about in.
Overthinking The Concept, Part IIVXXI. Even if by some engineering feat, everybody did jump at once, not much would change, #1. We are outweighed by the mountains, buildings and bodies of water.
#2. “Everybody” includes babies, with fat little six inch legs, along with “Luci” from the Watusi tribe, who is six feet, nine inches, and has long, graceful, giraffe-like legs that can launch themselves far higher than any baby.
#3. Shoes or no shoes? Shoes include platform heels.
#4. Would Aboriginines get a ‘launch deficit’ credit or platform?
OK, where were you guys? I thought we were ALL gonna do it!
The Marion Barry Center.
Motto: Bitch Set Me Up!
“Coincidence?”
You could try it again and find out...
Do you think Kerry would fall for it? How about Bill Nye, the Science Guy?
A better question would be, how many Saturn 5 rockets would you have to strap to the equator and ignite simultaneously to slow down or speed up the rotation of the earth?
Virginia Tech does some monitoring of this during the football games. The seismograph is within 5 miles of the stadium. This is from September. They also have some data from some other man-made events like explosions at the local ammo plant and coal mines.
Gee we cant do that...
the Earth would float away and leave us stranded in the air..
we’re the only thing holding it down and in place...
Global terrorism has begun and global totalitarianism is coming. But I don’t think these will be in full bloom until after I’m gone and until the Church, Jesus’ Bride, is gone which, although it could happen any time, I think is a few decades away. I think there’s enough resistance to stop it for now.
“A better question would be, how many Saturn 5 rockets would you have to strap to the equator and ignite simultaneously to slow down or speed up the rotation of the earth?”
They burn LOX and Hydrogen, which forms water, which is a Greenhouse gas, which will get Obama, Kerry, the EPA, 99% of the climate scientists who never lived, and Nancy Pelosi all over you like a cage fighting Pit Bull on a....
He forgot to include Michael Moore.
Bring it on!
by Frank O'Hara
(Just the first stanza)
I know we can trust this guy because he’s had over 17 million views.
Onlyest problem be that white boys can’t jump . . .
The earth would fly off its axis when Chris Christie came back down.
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