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SCARLETT JOHANSSON READS THE BIBLE IN PORN VOICE
Breitbart ^ | Oct 28, 2015 | Kipp Jones

Posted on 10/28/2015 5:56:50 PM PDT by bkopto

Using an erotic, pornographic tone, Hollywood leading lady Scarlett Johansson reads verses from the Holy Bible on a new comedy album, in order to mock “misogynistic” quotes within the Book of Deuteronomy.

Former Saturday Night Live writer and occasional performer Mike O’Brien recruited the A-list star to voice a “Sexy Bible” track on his upcoming comedy album, Tasty Radio.

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TOPICS: Religion
KEYWORDS: hollywoodreds; oldtestament; pornification; scarlettjohansson; waronreligion
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To: SkyDancer

She reminds me of Theresa Russell in the movie `Black Widow’ or Elisabeth Schue in `Leaving Las Vegas’.
Russell was really voluptuous in that movie, like a ripe peach at the point of luscious perfection. Schue too.
And then it was all downhill.
Unfortunately Miss Scarlett looks to be well past her prime. She’ll be doing stuff like this from now on.


21 posted on 10/28/2015 6:34:11 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: tumblindice

Ah well, thought it funny at the time. Never saw those movies.


22 posted on 10/28/2015 6:35:55 PM PDT by SkyDancer ("Nobody Said I Was Perfect But Yet Here I Am")
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To: bkopto

I saw her in some movie and that was my first time seeing her. I had seen her name mentioned a lot and had the impression that she was an extraordinary beauty.

When I saw the movie, my first impression was: “That is it! That is the beautiful woman? She was very average looking. I would give her a 6.5 for her face and a bit better for her figure.

There were several girls in my high school who were much prettier.

She actually did seem to be a pretty decent actress tho.


23 posted on 10/28/2015 6:48:33 PM PDT by yarddog (Romans 8:38-39, For I am persuaded.)
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To: SkyDancer

Christopher Walkenette.


24 posted on 10/28/2015 6:52:29 PM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: tumblindice

Rode hard an put away wet.

Many, many times.


25 posted on 10/28/2015 7:01:06 PM PDT by Arm_Bears (Biology is biology. Everything else is imagination.)
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To: IronJack
Wow! What courage! To insult Christianity. There's something that's never been done by anyone in Hollywood in ... oh, the last 15 minutes or so. How original! How daring!

Deuteronomy is in the Tannakh (the Old Testament). Scarlett Johaanson is Jewish so she is mocking her own religion, something she would never do with the Islamic Koran.

26 posted on 10/28/2015 7:02:36 PM PDT by Stepan12 (Our present appeasementof Islam is the Stockholm Syndrome on steroids.)
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To: LMAO

At least not if she didn’t want to go into hiding for the rest of her life. Picking on Christians is such a boringly easy thing to do.


27 posted on 10/28/2015 7:04:59 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: SkyDancer

Great comparison on the pictures. I always thought he was creepy. I would probably Laz her though.


28 posted on 10/28/2015 7:43:16 PM PDT by OftheOhio (never could dance but always could kata - Romeo company)
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To: MUDDOG; Salamander

You ain’t right, lol.


29 posted on 10/28/2015 7:45:02 PM PDT by OftheOhio (never could dance but always could kata - Romeo company)
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To: IronJack
Wow! What courage! To insult Christianity... How original! How daring!

Actually, Deuteronomy is in the Hebrew portion of the Bible. She is half Jewish. More's the shame.

30 posted on 10/28/2015 7:55:50 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (If you can't make a deal with a politician, you can't make a deal. --Donald Trump)
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To: Arm_Bears

“Rode hard an put away wet”

Hell she even allowed Sean Penn 25 years her senior to put the saddle on her for many a month a few years back, talk about self loathing.


31 posted on 10/28/2015 7:56:01 PM PDT by DAC21 (.z)
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To: bkopto

They think they’re so clever, mocking The Bible, mocking God, mocking Jesus Christ.

They’re not going to be so clever burning in Hell. They are of the Anti-Christ. The Anti-Christ is their “God”:

1 John 2:22

“22 Who is the liar but the one who denies that Jesus is the Christ? This is the antichrist, the one who denies the Father and the Son. 23 Whoever denies the Son does not have the Father;”


32 posted on 10/28/2015 8:04:03 PM PDT by Lucy Hamilton (Lucy from Occupied Europa)
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To: LMAO

“My guess is she wouldn’t do this with the Koran”

She’d have to use her “sexy sheep” voice.


33 posted on 10/28/2015 8:12:39 PM PDT by PLMerite (The Revolution...will not be kind.)
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To: bkopto

Scarlett, Scarlett, Scarlett ... If you only had a clue of how serious your depravity has been demonstrated and what the consequences are. The time is short but repent and beg for forgiveness now while He is ready to forgive you!

2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God

Galatians 6:7 Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

Jude 17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ; 18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts. 19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.


34 posted on 10/28/2015 8:32:32 PM PDT by hecticskeptic (In life it's important to know what you believe�.but more more importantly, why you believe it.)
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To: freedumb2003

Let’s pray she learns it before then.


35 posted on 10/28/2015 8:33:37 PM PDT by ShasheMac (www.needGod.com)
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To: bkopto; MeshugeMikey

Are President Obama, the State Department, and the IRS going to go after her for antagonizing religious believers the way they went after a pastor in Florida for threatening to barbecue his own koran?


36 posted on 10/28/2015 8:36:36 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Will Hillary's testimony on Benghazi be under oath? Baseball players were tried for perjury.)
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To: bkopto

You mean the number #1 “actress “ who is confirmed genital herpes in Hollywood! THAT SCARLET JOHANSENN?


37 posted on 10/28/2015 9:11:42 PM PDT by DeathBeforeDishonor1
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To: LMAO

That’s what I thought.


38 posted on 10/28/2015 11:01:30 PM PDT by Finatic (Sometimes I think it would be nice to just get it on and get it over with. Once and for all.)
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To: bkopto

Jewish girl with great respect for the Bible

Very nice

Guilty....boobs or not

You ever notice without makeup she kinda has that feral Arquette look....kinda ratty

A Carvillian c-note chaser on all fours all too familiar with Clayton homes communities

Blasphemy is dangerous business sweetcakes


39 posted on 10/28/2015 11:07:40 PM PDT by wardaddy (I want to destroy the GOPe and beltway elite as much as defeat the Democrats)
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To: MUDDOG
Well done mudd...


40 posted on 10/28/2015 11:11:09 PM PDT by wardaddy (I want to destroy the GOPe and beltway elite as much as defeat the Democrats)
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