Posted on 10/28/2015 5:56:50 PM PDT by bkopto
Using an erotic, pornographic tone, Hollywood leading lady Scarlett Johansson reads verses from the Holy Bible on a new comedy album, in order to mock “misogynistic†quotes within the Book of Deuteronomy.
Former Saturday Night Live writer and occasional performer Mike O’Brien recruited the A-list star to voice a “Sexy Bible†track on his upcoming comedy album, Tasty Radio.
(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...
She reminds me of Theresa Russell in the movie `Black Widow’ or Elisabeth Schue in `Leaving Las Vegas’.
Russell was really voluptuous in that movie, like a ripe peach at the point of luscious perfection. Schue too.
And then it was all downhill.
Unfortunately Miss Scarlett looks to be well past her prime. She’ll be doing stuff like this from now on.
Ah well, thought it funny at the time. Never saw those movies.
I saw her in some movie and that was my first time seeing her. I had seen her name mentioned a lot and had the impression that she was an extraordinary beauty.
When I saw the movie, my first impression was: “That is it! That is the beautiful woman? She was very average looking. I would give her a 6.5 for her face and a bit better for her figure.
There were several girls in my high school who were much prettier.
She actually did seem to be a pretty decent actress tho.
Christopher Walkenette.
Rode hard an put away wet.
Many, many times.
At least not if she didn’t want to go into hiding for the rest of her life. Picking on Christians is such a boringly easy thing to do.
Great comparison on the pictures. I always thought he was creepy. I would probably Laz her though.
You ain’t right, lol.
Actually, Deuteronomy is in the Hebrew portion of the Bible. She is half Jewish. More's the shame.
“Rode hard an put away wet”
Hell she even allowed Sean Penn 25 years her senior to put the saddle on her for many a month a few years back, talk about self loathing.
They think they’re so clever, mocking The Bible, mocking God, mocking Jesus Christ.
They’re not going to be so clever burning in Hell. They are of the Anti-Christ. The Anti-Christ is their “God”:
1 John 2:22
“22 Who is the liar but the one who denies that Jesus is the Christ? This is the antichrist, the one who denies the Father and the Son. 23 Whoever denies the Son does not have the Father;”
“My guess is she wouldn’t do this with the Koran”
She’d have to use her “sexy sheep” voice.
Scarlett, Scarlett, Scarlett ... If you only had a clue of how serious your depravity has been demonstrated and what the consequences are. The time is short but repent and beg for forgiveness now while He is ready to forgive you!
2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God
Galatians 6:7 Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
Jude 17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ; 18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts. 19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
Let’s pray she learns it before then.
Are President Obama, the State Department, and the IRS going to go after her for antagonizing religious believers the way they went after a pastor in Florida for threatening to barbecue his own koran?
You mean the number #1 “actress “ who is confirmed genital herpes in Hollywood! THAT SCARLET JOHANSENN?
That’s what I thought.
Jewish girl with great respect for the Bible
Very nice
Guilty....boobs or not
You ever notice without makeup she kinda has that feral Arquette look....kinda ratty
A Carvillian c-note chaser on all fours all too familiar with Clayton homes communities
Blasphemy is dangerous business sweetcakes
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.