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1 posted on 09/20/2015 3:34:26 AM PDT by WhiskeyX
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To: WhiskeyX

Can’t wait to greet the dawn reading the comments on this one :)


2 posted on 09/20/2015 3:36:58 AM PDT by dp0622
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Death by Viagra overdose? LOL.


3 posted on 09/20/2015 3:40:08 AM PDT by Candor7 (Obama fascism article:(http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html))
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a five-day erection...

I hate when that happens


5 posted on 09/20/2015 3:42:25 AM PDT by Hang'emAll (If guns kill people, do pencils misspell words?)
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Poor bastage is on the edge of a Priapism


8 posted on 09/20/2015 3:46:40 AM PDT by mylife
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He took about $1,000 worth of his friends pills and his friend wasn’t upset?


12 posted on 09/20/2015 3:54:28 AM PDT by Raycpa
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Man reading advisory in Viagra(c) package "If you experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours, contact your doctor"

He says "Contact my doctor like Hell! I'll be calling everyone I know to tell 'em about it!"
14 posted on 09/20/2015 3:54:54 AM PDT by mkjessup (If you really support Ted Cruz, don't be trashing Trump, Cruz doesn't, why should you?)
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“Death...by Bunga-Bunga!!!”


15 posted on 09/20/2015 3:56:32 AM PDT by twister881
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Well, according to the instructions, the reason they say to seek medical attention after 4 hours is if the blood stays in the penis it runs the risk of gangrene. And the only cure for that is The Big Slice... Eeeee...
16 posted on 09/20/2015 3:57:13 AM PDT by W. (I piss on the muslims & their retarded koran! Get out of my country!)
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That’ll just make you a rock, give 35x for the female version that’ll make them horndogs beyond believe.


17 posted on 09/20/2015 3:57:49 AM PDT by Monty22002
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I guess the mods are at church.

P.S. This idiot is lucky to be alive. Viagra works by lowering blood pressure.


19 posted on 09/20/2015 3:58:10 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
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This guy took 35 of his friend’s Viagra?!

What a dick.


20 posted on 09/20/2015 4:00:49 AM PDT by DJ Frisat (Proudly providing the NSA with provocative textual content since 1995!)
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For years now this guy is going to drive a horse trailer with draft horses around behind his pickup truck looking for women in bathtubs.


22 posted on 09/20/2015 4:06:44 AM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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Dude wasted a lot of time in the hospital. Must have been hard on the nurses.


23 posted on 09/20/2015 4:08:19 AM PDT by The_Media_never_lie (Let he who pays no taxes also not vote.)
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On the other hand, I hear that a lot of nurses at that hospital are “satisfied.”

DANG!


26 posted on 09/20/2015 4:14:03 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Democrats and GOP-e: a difference of degree, not philosophy)
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For some reason I thought of Bob Dole when I saw the headline.

Bob Dole might be 92 years old but he's got more energy then Jebbie Bush. He's getting into George Burns territory.

28 posted on 09/20/2015 4:27:16 AM PDT by SamAdams76 (A businessman gets things done with own money. A politician takes money and gets nothing done.)
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Like the nurse said, "if you have an erection lasting more than four hours, call me."
29 posted on 09/20/2015 4:28:53 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth Is a Revolutionary Act)
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The way to avoid a Viagra overdose is to marry a woman who, after 25 years, still affects you like Viagra is touted to....


32 posted on 09/20/2015 4:41:38 AM PDT by trebb (Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
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Two years ago a 71 old acquaintance of mine, a Vietnamese emigre, got me to take him around to get his physical and his paperwork together to get ready to go back to Viet Nam. His English was not good. He knew a lot of it and understood English but his pronunciation was only understandable to me because I had got used to it over 16 years. He was an interesting character and, to put it nicely, hard to get along with. He had run through 4 wives, two had left him, one he kicked out, and one had died. He had yet another wife now in Viet Nam he had married the year before and was spending 6 months here and 6 months there. At the clinic where he got his physical he told me to tell the doctor not to omit his Viagra. I told him that he should not be using that stuff because he was too old and had a bad heart. He brushed it off and said it was his "right" to use Viagra. I said it would kill him. He said,"I'm strong." He was strong. He had put another much younger man on the ground with black eyes and a broken rib who had attacked him at a bar.
Well he got his Viagra and went to his bride in Viet Nam. I heard nothing from him for two months then his niece approached me at church and said, "Khan, he die." Her son snickered and said he expired, "in the act."
I tried to tell him.
33 posted on 09/20/2015 4:42:45 AM PDT by ThanhPhero (Khach san La Vang hanh huong tham vieng Maria)
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Admitting nurse to Viagra man:

Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

5.56mm

34 posted on 09/20/2015 4:42:45 AM PDT by M Kehoe
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His wife did not complain


35 posted on 09/20/2015 4:45:29 AM PDT by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
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