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Ted Nugent Walks Into a Muslim Book Store- You Won't Believe What Happens Next
Mr. Conservative ^
| 9/5/2015
| Mr. Conservative
Posted on 09/09/2015 1:23:22 PM PDT by conservativejoy
Ted Nugent is a legendary rocker who has developed a reputation for being an unapologetic conservative.
Last week, Nugent posted a story on Facebook about visiting a Muslim bookstore recently. According to Young Conservatives, the story has quickly gone viral, and when you read it youll know why.
Ted Nugent:
So, I was walking through Chicago and I saw that there was a "Muslim Book Store". I was wondering what exactly was a Muslim bookstore, so I went in.
As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me.
I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"
The clerk said, "GET OUT! GET OUT AND STAY OUT!"
I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
That's our Ted!
TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: chicago; illinois; michigan; oldjoke; tednugent; texas
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To: BigEdLB
Ted’s looking a bit wound up in that pic.
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posted on
09/09/2015 1:59:17 PM PDT
by
EEGator
To: conservativejoy
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posted on
09/09/2015 2:00:43 PM PDT
by
Duckdog
(Just because your paranoid, doesn't mean people aren't out to get you.)
To: conservativejoy
I’ve heard the joke before Ted got worked into it. When I saw it the title was “*&^% You , Get out and stay out!”
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posted on
09/09/2015 2:02:52 PM PDT
by
Nateman
(If liberals are not screaming you are doing it wrong!)
To: conservativejoy
Ted can read?
***sorry***
He does have good taste in guns.
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posted on
09/09/2015 2:04:18 PM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: conservativejoy
Read like a satire. Ted is the undocumented buyer so he should demand free books
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posted on
09/09/2015 2:10:15 PM PDT
by
4rcane
To: conservativejoy
To: conservativejoy
Old joke....and I’m pretty sure had NOTHING to with Ted.
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posted on
09/09/2015 2:14:02 PM PDT
by
Osage Orange
( On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels)
To: conservativejoy
I think Uncle Ted would mikema fine Secretary of State in the future Trump administration.
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posted on
09/09/2015 2:15:19 PM PDT
by
Wildbill22
(They have us surrounded again, the poor bastards- Gen Creighton Williams Abrams)
To: conservativejoy
A gay, a Muslim and a black sit down at a bar.....
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posted on
09/09/2015 2:16:57 PM PDT
by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
To: central_va
A gay, a Muslim and a black sit down at a bar.....
And the bartender looks up and says, "Hey, is this some sort of joke?
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posted on
09/09/2015 2:32:59 PM PDT
by
JusPasenThru
(but if not...)
To: sauropod
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posted on
09/09/2015 2:34:00 PM PDT
by
sauropod
(I am His and He is mine.)
To: JusPasenThru
A gay, a Muslim and a black sit down at a bar..
The bartender looks up and says "What can I get you Mr. President?"
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posted on
09/09/2015 2:40:17 PM PDT
by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
To: central_va
To: central_va
A gay, a Muslim and a black sit down at a bar.. The bartender looks up and says "What can I get you Mr. President?"
I heard that one as "A communist, a muslim, and an illegal alien walk into a bar"... same punchline.
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posted on
09/09/2015 2:50:35 PM PDT
by
GregoTX
(Cruzader)
To: central_va
John Kerry walks into a bar
The bartenders says “so why the long face”
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posted on
09/09/2015 2:57:45 PM PDT
by
g.orwell
To: conservativejoy
ROFLMAO !!~! You go Ted !!!
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posted on
09/09/2015 3:25:18 PM PDT
by
11th_VA
("We're not gonna take it ANYMORRRRRE !!!")
To: g.orwell
John Kerry walks into a bar The bartenders says so why the long face John Kerry and a horse walk into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "Very funny. I've heard that one a thousand times." The bartender responds, "I wasn't talking to you."
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posted on
09/09/2015 3:28:48 PM PDT
by
IronJack
To: IronJack
A gay, a Muslim, and a Communist walk into a bar...the bartender says, “Hello, Mr. President.”
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posted on
09/09/2015 3:32:06 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Osage Orange
Ted posted it on his facebook page and it went viral. That is all it has to do with Nugent.
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posted on
09/09/2015 3:47:23 PM PDT
by
conservativejoy
(We Can Elect Ted Cruz! Pray Hard, Work Hard, Trust God!)
To: conservativejoy
Maybe...you should have said that.
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posted on
09/09/2015 3:54:36 PM PDT
by
Osage Orange
( On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels)
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