[IronJack]

John Kerry walks into a bar The bartenders says “so why the long face”

John Kerry and a horse walk into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "Very funny. I've heard that one a thousand times." The bartender responds, "I wasn't talking to you."

[dfwgator]

A gay, a Muslim, and a Communist walk into a bar...the bartender says, “Hello, Mr. President.”