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Ted Nugent Walks Into a Muslim Book Store- You Won't Believe What Happens Next
Mr. Conservative ^ | 9/5/2015 | Mr. Conservative

Posted on 09/09/2015 1:23:22 PM PDT by conservativejoy

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To: BigEdLB

Ted’s looking a bit wound up in that pic.


21 posted on 09/09/2015 1:59:17 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: conservativejoy

Now that’s funny!


22 posted on 09/09/2015 2:00:43 PM PDT by Duckdog (Just because your paranoid, doesn't mean people aren't out to get you.)
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To: conservativejoy

I’ve heard the joke before Ted got worked into it. When I saw it the title was “*&^% You , Get out and stay out!”


23 posted on 09/09/2015 2:02:52 PM PDT by Nateman (If liberals are not screaming you are doing it wrong!)
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To: conservativejoy
Ted can read?

***sorry***

He does have good taste in guns.


24 posted on 09/09/2015 2:04:18 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: conservativejoy

Read like a satire. Ted is the undocumented buyer so he should demand free books


25 posted on 09/09/2015 2:10:15 PM PDT by 4rcane
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To: conservativejoy

26 posted on 09/09/2015 2:12:57 PM PDT by SoFloFreeper
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To: conservativejoy

Old joke....and I’m pretty sure had NOTHING to with Ted.


27 posted on 09/09/2015 2:14:02 PM PDT by Osage Orange ( On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels)
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To: conservativejoy

I think Uncle Ted would mikema fine Secretary of State in the future Trump administration.


28 posted on 09/09/2015 2:15:19 PM PDT by Wildbill22 (They have us surrounded again, the poor bastards- Gen Creighton Williams Abrams)
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To: conservativejoy

A gay, a Muslim and a black sit down at a bar.....


29 posted on 09/09/2015 2:16:57 PM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: central_va
A gay, a Muslim and a black sit down at a bar.....

And the bartender looks up and says, "Hey, is this some sort of joke?

30 posted on 09/09/2015 2:32:59 PM PDT by JusPasenThru (but if not...)
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To: sauropod

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31 posted on 09/09/2015 2:34:00 PM PDT by sauropod (I am His and He is mine.)
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To: JusPasenThru
A gay, a Muslim and a black sit down at a bar..

The bartender looks up and says "What can I get you Mr. President?"

32 posted on 09/09/2015 2:40:17 PM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: central_va

LOL


33 posted on 09/09/2015 2:45:45 PM PDT by Signalman
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To: central_va
A gay, a Muslim and a black sit down at a bar..

The bartender looks up and says "What can I get you Mr. President?"

I heard that one as "A communist, a muslim, and an illegal alien walk into a bar"... same punchline.

34 posted on 09/09/2015 2:50:35 PM PDT by GregoTX (Cruzader)
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To: central_va

John Kerry walks into a bar
The bartenders says “so why the long face”


35 posted on 09/09/2015 2:57:45 PM PDT by g.orwell
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To: conservativejoy

ROFLMAO !!~! You go Ted !!!


36 posted on 09/09/2015 3:25:18 PM PDT by 11th_VA ("We're not gonna take it ANYMORRRRRE !!!")
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To: g.orwell
John Kerry walks into a bar The bartenders says “so why the long face”

John Kerry and a horse walk into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "Very funny. I've heard that one a thousand times." The bartender responds, "I wasn't talking to you."

37 posted on 09/09/2015 3:28:48 PM PDT by IronJack
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To: IronJack

A gay, a Muslim, and a Communist walk into a bar...the bartender says, “Hello, Mr. President.”


38 posted on 09/09/2015 3:32:06 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Osage Orange

Ted posted it on his facebook page and it went viral. That is all it has to do with Nugent.


39 posted on 09/09/2015 3:47:23 PM PDT by conservativejoy (We Can Elect Ted Cruz! Pray Hard, Work Hard, Trust God!)
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To: conservativejoy

Maybe...you should have said that.


40 posted on 09/09/2015 3:54:36 PM PDT by Osage Orange ( On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels)
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