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Practice Opus Thread
Posted on 09/05/2015 8:33:12 PM PDT by Lazamataz
fhayek and I both noticed that the opuses that are being created lately, frankly, suck. We want to have this thread available so that people can practice their opuses, so when they finally leave Free Republic, they can do so with style.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: butthurtage; lazamataz; opii; worstopusever
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To: Lazamataz; shibumi
That’s because you didn’t highlight it, to see what he’d written.
141
posted on
09/05/2015 10:06:41 PM PDT
by
Shimmer1
(I need another tagline. sigh)
To: Lazamataz
142
posted on
09/05/2015 10:08:20 PM PDT
by
Shimmer1
(I need another tagline. sigh)
To: NoLibZone
ha!! How’d you do that?!!! I want to do that too!
143
posted on
09/05/2015 10:13:40 PM PDT
by
Shimmer1
(I need another tagline. sigh)
To: Lazamataz
144
posted on
09/05/2015 10:15:04 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
To: Shimmer1
145
posted on
09/05/2015 10:15:11 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Ok. We won't call them 'Anchor Babies'. From now on, we shall call them 'Fetal Grappling Hooks'.)
To: hoagy62
Ah yes, the famous - or is it notorious - F-You Symphony. Sung in the key of F, perhaps.
146
posted on
09/05/2015 10:38:35 PM PDT
by
lapsus calami
(What's that stink? Code Pink ! ! And their buddy Murtha, too!)
To: Lazamataz
Not bad for your first Opus. Hell, it took Chopin 53 tries to perfect his Polonaise.
147
posted on
09/05/2015 10:38:56 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(http://www.freerepublic.com/~jeffchandler/)
To: KC_Lion
149
posted on
09/05/2015 10:43:36 PM PDT
by
matt1234
(Note to GOPe lurkers: I and thousands like me will NEVER vote for Jeb Bush)
To: matt1234
Otus Opus is a story about a girl, Aino, who wants to draw every owl in the world. With her companion, a flying ray called Plätty, she is traveling and looking for owls.
It’s been a while
This hiatus lasted longer than i anticipated and i’m so sorry for not informing you earlier. Seasonal depression managed to surprise me, i wasn’t prepared for that, autumns are usually easier for me. Now it’s better and art + comics are happening, which is why the hiatus will still go on a couple of weeks. While i was looking for my motivation and inspiration,i kind of started a short comic and i want to finish it before the local comics festival. See you then!
end of message
There won’t be new pages this week. I couldn’t finish them for family reasons.
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posted on
09/05/2015 11:18:37 PM PDT
by
razorback-bert
(Due to the high price of ammo, no warning shot will be fired.)
To: Lazamataz
Too long, try to keep it under 4/5 short paragraphs something like
I have been here forever which makes me better than you
You will miss me because I am so smart
I love all you ignorant assholes, except I really don't, you ignorant assholes.
I wish king asshole all the best, and I have a bridge for sale, freep mail me.
F everyone but me, Bye xxxx
151
posted on
09/05/2015 11:32:25 PM PDT
by
jpsb
(Believe nothing until it has been officially denied)
To: Jet Jaguar
LOL, classic had me laughing out loud. thanks.
152
posted on
09/05/2015 11:36:31 PM PDT
by
jpsb
(Believe nothing until it has been officially denied)
To: Lazamataz
Wow, Laz! That was an opus magnum! Very nicely done! Glad you are not really going, though!
153
posted on
09/05/2015 11:56:05 PM PDT
by
60Gunner
(The price of apathy towards public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato)
To: Lazamataz
Your prose is too prolix.
Love, ex-PFC Wintergreen
154
posted on
09/05/2015 11:59:28 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth Is a Revolutionary Act)
To: Paladin2; Lazamataz
...SO... in other words, to boil things down to be more clearly understandable (but +1 for the wandering, rambling screediness of it all) you reject Laz's opus (now opi?)?
155
posted on
09/06/2015 12:32:12 AM PDT
by
BlueDragon
(Chopping through the Gordian knots of affliction since Carter quit making little pills)
To: Lazamataz
Good grief. Hire an editor!
Brevity is wit man! You’re not getting paid by the word!
156
posted on
09/06/2015 12:34:22 AM PDT
by
Pelham
(Without deportation you have defacto amnesty)
To: KC_Lion
Much better.
If it was converted into one run-on sentence it would be perfect.
157
posted on
09/06/2015 12:35:52 AM PDT
by
Pelham
(Without deportation you have defacto amnesty)
To: Lazamataz
158
posted on
09/06/2015 12:41:56 AM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(http://www.freerepublic.com/~jeffchandler/)
To: Lazamataz
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don’t!
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posted on
09/06/2015 12:42:06 AM PDT
by
Pelham
(Without deportation you have defacto amnesty)
To: Chode
How the hell am I supposed to focus and practice an OPUS when Selma Hayek’s breasts keep showing up every 30 posts?
160
posted on
09/06/2015 12:44:27 AM PDT
by
catfish1957
(I display the Confederate Battle Flag with pride in honor of my brave ancestors who fought w/ valor)
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