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*[SATIRE]* The Probable MSNBC Response To The WDBJ Live-Air Shooting
By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 08/26/2015 12:13:08 PM PDT by Lazamataz
Melissa Perry-Harris: "The thing we have to remember, is we can't just judge Vester Flanagan. We can't. He's a black man who faced a lot of stereotyping, a lot of racism. He had a lot of justified anger. And, seriously, what is the death of two white people when we look at all the millions of black people killed every hour? We should pull together. We should honor Vester's struggles. We should scorn the culture of whiteness that has driven our proud young men to extremes."
Al Sharpton: "This is true, Perry Melissa-Harris, we cannot blame the shooter. We have to put the blame on the real evil! Gun owners! Gun owners and the NRA! They placed the gun in this man's hands. They practically made him do it. They are the ones to blame here, to put the blame on this man -- this GAY man -- is both racistsexual and blackmophobic! The gun owners....these are the people to which we our fix must, our attention be much, we focused!"
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: satire; toosoon
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To: Lazamataz
That chick who was pulled over in Texas, Sandra Bland, then committed suicide while she was in jail --
She had a street named after her.
THIS a-hole is gonna get a STADIUM named after him.
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posted on
08/26/2015 12:24:31 PM PDT
by
red-dawg
(NO Prisoners.)
To: Lazamataz
these are the people to which we our fix must, our attention be much, we focused!I promise you Harris Perry-Melissa has a big stick!
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posted on
08/26/2015 12:25:01 PM PDT
by
Clint N. Suhks
("Liberalism is what smart looks like to stupid people".)
To: Resettozero; Lazamataz
Suggesting instead..."blackamophopic". Rolls off the tongue easier; better meter. Shouldn't that be BlackaMoFopic?
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posted on
08/26/2015 12:25:54 PM PDT
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: Clint N. Suhks
I will only start considering the seriousness at MSNBC when they announce that it was Ted Cruz that put the gun in his hand.
McAuliffe already is calling for gun control. Asked if he knew where the weapon came from he said, no.
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posted on
08/26/2015 12:27:01 PM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
(2016 - Jews for Cruz)
To: Lazamataz
Isn’t Al Gore going to blame global warming?
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posted on
08/26/2015 12:27:19 PM PDT
by
CrazyIvan
(I lost my phased plasma rifle in a tragic hovercraft accident.)
To: mountn man
Dammit. Missed a perfectly good joke.
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posted on
08/26/2015 12:27:22 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Ok. We won't call them 'Anchor Babies'. From now on, we shall call them 'Fetal Grappling Hooks'.)
To: Lazamataz
Oh, that’s what you had over there on the other thread. It got pulled so I didn’t know what I responded to. LOL.
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posted on
08/26/2015 12:34:37 PM PDT
by
b4its2late
(A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
To: Lazamataz
Laz,
Sharpton makes me ill but not as ill as watching this beautiful young lady gasping as she is being shot by a racist twisted sick POS.
I don’t think they should show it its what the puke wanted.
I will watch Ignorant Al tonight just to see how twisted his reaction to this racist killing will be
To: Bobalu
try MSNBC tonight,,,thats how soon
To: Lazamataz
Mellisa Hairy Parris looks like she just took one in the nads
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posted on
08/26/2015 12:42:33 PM PDT
by
bigbob
(The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
To: EQAndyBuzz
McAwful had to admit he didn’t know how the perp acquired the gun but wants more gin control.
What idiots elected this moron?
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posted on
08/26/2015 12:46:46 PM PDT
by
Clint N. Suhks
("Liberalism is what smart looks like to stupid people".)
To: DoodleDawg
You raise a good point, IMHO; however, the White House has already politicized this incident with a call for more gun control -— and they don’t mean satire. Once again, this administration demonstrates they have no sense of shame or common decency!
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posted on
08/26/2015 1:19:47 PM PDT
by
Vesparado
(The American people know what they want and they deserve to get it good and hard --- HL Mencken)
To: Vesparado
I love being totally inappropriate.
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posted on
08/26/2015 1:20:48 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Ok. We won't call them 'Anchor Babies'. From now on, we shall call them 'Fetal Grappling Hooks'.)
To: Lazamataz
Sharpton: “ Vester like Trayvon, love his ice tea and Skillets”
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posted on
08/26/2015 4:02:16 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
To: Lazamataz
Melissa’s pair is hairy.
You wouldn’t hit that would ya, dude?
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posted on
08/26/2015 4:26:32 PM PDT
by
West Texas Chuck
( NOTE TO RNC: I will not be voting for another Bush. Ever. I don't care what his last name is.)
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