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*[SATIRE]* The Probable MSNBC Response To The WDBJ Live-Air Shooting
By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 08/26/2015 12:13:08 PM PDT by Lazamataz
Melissa Perry-Harris: "The thing we have to remember, is we can't just judge Vester Flanagan. We can't. He's a black man who faced a lot of stereotyping, a lot of racism. He had a lot of justified anger. And, seriously, what is the death of two white people when we look at all the millions of black people killed every hour? We should pull together. We should honor Vester's struggles. We should scorn the culture of whiteness that has driven our proud young men to extremes."
Al Sharpton: "This is true, Perry Melissa-Harris, we cannot blame the shooter. We have to put the blame on the real evil! Gun owners! Gun owners and the NRA! They placed the gun in this man's hands. They practically made him do it. They are the ones to blame here, to put the blame on this man -- this GAY man -- is both racistsexual and blackmophobic! The gun owners....these are the people to which we our fix must, our attention be much, we focused!"
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: satire; toosoon
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posted on
08/26/2015 12:13:08 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
08/26/2015 12:13:34 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Ok. We won't call them 'Anchor Babies'. From now on, we shall call them 'Fetal Grappling Hooks'.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
08/26/2015 12:14:23 PM PDT
by
humblegunner
(NOW with even more AWESOMENESS)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
08/26/2015 12:14:57 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: humblegunner
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posted on
08/26/2015 12:14:57 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Ok. We won't call them 'Anchor Babies'. From now on, we shall call them 'Fetal Grappling Hooks'.)
To: Lazamataz
Satire we much!
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posted on
08/26/2015 12:17:16 PM PDT
by
deoetdoctrinae
(Donate monthly and end FReepathons.)
To: Lazamataz
“Occupiers” were amateurs.
When the rise of the “InVesters” comes to pass, every knee will bow and all eyes be cast to the ground.
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posted on
08/26/2015 12:17:20 PM PDT
by
humblegunner
(NOW with even more AWESOMENESS)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
08/26/2015 12:17:41 PM PDT
by
outofsalt
( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
To: Lazamataz
Two people were murdered and a third seriously wounded less than 10 hours ago. I think it’s a bit early to be satirizing it.
To: Lazamataz
Not really satire my FRiend.
We will hear these things said....wait for it.
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posted on
08/26/2015 12:18:00 PM PDT
by
Bobalu
(See my freep page for political images.)
To: DoodleDawg
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posted on
08/26/2015 12:18:46 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Ok. We won't call them 'Anchor Babies'. From now on, we shall call them 'Fetal Grappling Hooks'.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
08/26/2015 12:18:59 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
To: Lazamataz
Satire? More like the bizarro world reality of MSNBC.
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posted on
08/26/2015 12:19:01 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: Lazamataz
I believe you are pretty close to right on this one. The media have been inciting racial hatred of whites for many years, and have ramped up their incitement over the last 3 years. Now that two of their own have fallen victim of this incitement, it should cause the media to reflect on the blood on their hands. Unfortunately, I think that they will only increase the incitement by stressing all this guys charges of “racism,” and they will eventually get around to justifying the murder of these two reporters. Essentially, they are the human sacrifice on the alter of Racism.
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posted on
08/26/2015 12:19:26 PM PDT
by
euram
To: Lazamataz
...blackmophobic...
Just tremendous.
Suggesting instead..."blackamophopic". Rolls off the tongue easier; better meter.
To: euram
I believe you are pretty close to right on this one. The media have been inciting racial hatred of whites for many years, and have ramped up their incitement over the last 3 years. Now that two of their own have fallen victim of this incitement, it should cause the media to reflect on the blood on their hands. Unfortunately, I think that they will only increase the incitement by stressing all this guys charges of “racism,” and they will eventually get around to justifying the murder of these two reporters. Essentially, they are the human sacrifice on the alter of Racism.Exactly why I posted it.
Good satire is only good if it is only 2% deviated from the truth.
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posted on
08/26/2015 12:20:46 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Ok. We won't call them 'Anchor Babies'. From now on, we shall call them 'Fetal Grappling Hooks'.)
To: JoeProBono
Portrait of the killer as a young boy... will THIS be the photo the media shows us from here on out?
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posted on
08/26/2015 12:20:48 PM PDT
by
normbal
(normbal. somewhere in socialist occupied America)
To: deoetdoctrinae
reminds me of an old poem..
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posted on
08/26/2015 12:21:56 PM PDT
by
brivette
To: Lazamataz
In Death Race 2000, they awarded the driver Frankenstein 50 POINTS when he scored on a race official.
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posted on
08/26/2015 12:22:33 PM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: Lazamataz
SHEEPISH CORRECTION:
...blackmophobic...
(Blew my punchline...again!)
Suggesting instead..."blackamophobic". Rolls off the tongue easier; better meter.
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