Internet of things...? You mean there’s such a thing as Microwave porn...?
No, but your refrigerator will keep a record of any and all kitchen kinkiness.
No! No! NO! You misread the label on that box. It's Microwave Popcorn, not Microwave Porn! You just thought you saw P(opc)orn! Get your evening's entertainment in the right order. . . otherwise your X rated DVD is going to be Toast and a lot hotter than you ever intended! . . and your BluRay player is going to be both blurry and very fake buttery inside on the laser pickup. . .