No! No! NO! You misread the label on that box. It's Microwave Popcorn, not Microwave Porn! You just thought you saw P(opc)orn! Get your evening's entertainment in the right order. . . otherwise your X rated DVD is going to be Toast and a lot hotter than you ever intended! . . and your BluRay player is going to be both blurry and very fake buttery inside on the laser pickup. . .
Funny stuff..., until the Government starts surveilling us through our coffee makers....