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A Modest Proposal: The Thread Hijack Drinking Game [vanity]
Still me. | Today | Me

Posted on 07/31/2015 11:49:41 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

The time has come to take action against thread hijackers.

Let me begin with an example of thread hijacking:

Like most Freepers, I am pro-life. Abortion and and euthanasia appall me, and marketing the results even more so. I support candidates who oppose the culture of death, and cheer when it is thwarted.

I also do not find it necessary to mention these facts on EVERY. FREAKING. THREAD.

There is a certain type of Freeper, though, who has no such restraint. For these zealots, any thread that deviates from the pro-life cause, no matter how trivially, is a heresy that must be immediately suppressed.

You are shocked by cruelty to animals? I guess that means you couldn't care less about the cruelty of THE MILLIONS OF CHILDREN ABORTED EVERY YEAR!!!!!

You lost a beloved pet? Why can't you mourn THE THOUSANDS OF ABORTED BABIES WHO DIED THE SAME DAY?!!!!

Your car shredded its transmission and you're looking at thousands of dollars in repairs? Why aren't you thinking about THE BABIES WHO WILL NEVER GROW UP TO BE AUTO MECHANICS BECAUSE THEY WERE ABORTED?!!!!

(OK, maybe I made that last one up.)

Arguing with these people is pointless. It's the same principle as wrestling with a pig - you just get muddy and the pig enjoys it. Similarly, trying to convince them that they are being rude is a waste of time - THE CAUSE is far more important little things like courtesy and respect.

So, what can we do about it?

We can get drunk.

I hereby propose The Thread Hijack Drinking Game. The rules are simple: When a poster tries to hijack an unrelated thread to his or her pet cause, you 1) reply to the hijack attempt by quoting the text in question, followed by the word "DRINK!", and 2) Take a drink (or any volume) of your favorite beverage (alcoholic or non-alcoholic). Moderation is suggested on animal cruelty threads to avoid alcohol poisoning.

This game will not, I admit, solve the thread hijacking problem. But after a certain number of attempts we will no longer care.

And if anyone is offended by my little proposal, I can only say...

DRINK!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
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To: ArGee

Doy! If I could remember the title correctly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSeoi1fE25A.

Twitter is a recent thing. (I’m so embarrassed.)


681 posted on 08/12/2015 10:18:57 AM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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To: Monkey Face

The Tracker is equipped with a (as in ONE) fuel injector. We had to replace it when it got clogged. But *that* failure shut the truck down totally.

Please pray for James to receive ALL his disability pay. VA has been messing with him - playing financial games. Lying about having paid him, when all they did is ROB him down to $22 a month for over five years. Their excuse is that he “drilled”.... what was he supposed to do when they TOOK all his disability????? He has to live on something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


682 posted on 08/12/2015 10:42:10 AM PDT by LibreOuMort (I am still here, by the grace of God.)
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To: LibreOuMort

No, I’m sure if it was the fuel injector, I would have been able to diagnose it better.

Even with the help of all the guys here, (FR) it took most of the day yesterday to narrow it down to a fuel line problem. I didn’t have $50 to take it in to the shop to have it diagnosed, so I had to rely on all my FRiends to help me out.

FReepers are really AWESOME folks!


683 posted on 08/12/2015 10:46:30 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: TheOldLady; Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; asgardshill; ..
From TheOldLady:

Plus, please pray for my favorite cat, Bobbie, who is quite ill and being kept at the vet’s until they can get her fever (105°) down to normal (101°) for a cat. I am beside myself with worry about her.


684 posted on 08/12/2015 11:44:26 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
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To: TheOldLady

I sure hope she gets all hissy-slashy again!


685 posted on 08/12/2015 11:46:39 AM PDT by humblegunner (NOW with even more AWESOMENESS)
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To: Tax-chick; Covenantor

Of course, if it were made of sponge cake there would be no problem...


686 posted on 08/12/2015 12:06:25 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; TheOldLady

Darling TOL...fervent prayers for your furbaby!


687 posted on 08/12/2015 12:12:32 PM PDT by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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To: Slings and Arrows

I know the feeling. Praying for Bobbie~


688 posted on 08/12/2015 12:13:14 PM PDT by sarasota
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To: LibreOuMort

Sometimes I think it’s time for ALL our ambulatory vets to show up on the Washington mall FULLY ARMED and simply say, “You know, you trained us to kill and you made us certain promises.”


689 posted on 08/12/2015 12:17:20 PM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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To: LibreOuMort; Monkey Face
The Tracker is equipped with a (as in ONE) fuel injector.

Hey Face - that tells me that it's Throttle Body Injection, so it really could be drooling, er, dripping and flooding.. ;-)

690 posted on 08/12/2015 12:17:26 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; TheOldLady

Prayers for Bobbie


691 posted on 08/12/2015 12:21:31 PM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
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To: ArGee; LibreOuMort
Sometimes I think it’s time for ALL our ambulatory vets to show up on the Washington mall FULLY ARMED and simply say, “You know, you trained us to kill and you made us certain promises.”

History teaches us that didn't work very well the last time it was tried.

Overt actions will meet prepared responses.

.

One has to be circumspect.

692 posted on 08/12/2015 12:30:04 PM PDT by NicknamedBob ("Australia: Every animal is one of three types: Dangerous, Poisonous, or sheep." Rorschach's Blot)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face

I got a dress for Kathleen at The Salvation Army, $4. Still has tags on it.

Sally found it online, retailing for $178.


693 posted on 08/12/2015 12:56:47 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: TheOldLady; Slings and Arrows

Prayers up and continuing for Miss Hissy-Slashy!


694 posted on 08/12/2015 12:58:45 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (Mind your atomic bonds.)
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To: NicknamedBob; ArGee

Didn’t mean it like that. We don’t do that here. :)


695 posted on 08/12/2015 1:02:56 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (Mind your atomic bonds.)
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To: NoCmpromiz; LibreOuMort

Thanks, NoC! Now I understand what I’m looking at (for?) I can at least eliminate the diagnostic part of the expense. And short of doing what I’m doing, what should I be doing?

Thanks, LoM, for providing NoC with an important clue.


696 posted on 08/12/2015 1:08:31 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Tax-chick

*gulp*

A savings of $174!!! Even my faulty brems can do THAT math!!! Wow!

Now all I need is something else to cheer me up. Like maybe some Pink Drink and Pretzels. It’s a much nicer thought than sitting her crying for no reason. :o|


697 posted on 08/12/2015 1:11:02 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Monkey Face

It was categorized under “Flower Girl Dresses,” so maybe the wedding suffered a last-minute cancellation.

I feel like Pink Drink and Pretzels, too. Are you going to Walmart? Did you know that the $2.97 wine is $3.27 now? Outrageous!


698 posted on 08/12/2015 1:13:04 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Tax-chick

I don’t have anything to go to Walmart with. And that same $2.97 wine has been $3.27 here for at least the last six months, if not longer.

I’ll just sit here and cry because I can. Excuse me while I have a meltdown of sorts. And don’t tell the neighbors where I am...


699 posted on 08/12/2015 1:17:53 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Monkey Face

MINE!


700 posted on 08/12/2015 1:18:12 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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