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Snail as Big as a Tennis Shoe Running Amok in Florida
news.discovery.com ^
| Jul 31, 2015 09:30 AM ET
| by Kerry Sheridan
Posted on 07/31/2015 8:43:50 AM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger
To: Red Badger
Somehow, the words “snail” and “running” just don’t belong near each other in the same sentence.
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posted on
07/31/2015 8:45:11 AM PDT
by
NFHale
(The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
To: Red Badger
Is it physically possible for a snail to “Run Amok”?
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posted on
07/31/2015 8:45:17 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Sad fact, most people just want a candidate to tell them what they want to hear)
To: cripplecreek
Must be. They can’t seem to catch them........................I’d use a salt sprayer.........................
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posted on
07/31/2015 8:46:25 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
To: cripplecreek; Red Badger
Wow...
Something that size leaves a slime trail almost as big as a Democrat running for re-election...
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posted on
07/31/2015 8:46:25 AM PDT
by
NFHale
(The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
To: Red Badger
"Marie, now just stay calm. Stay calm. Don’t look down, don’t look down! Look up! Just keep your eyes up and keep them that way, o.k.!
Waiter!.......There are snails on her plate! Now get them out of here before she sees them! Look away, just look away, keep your eyes that way!
You would think that in a fancy restaurant at these prices you could keep the snails off the food! There are so many snails there you can’t even see the food! Now take those away and bring us those melted cheese sandwich appetizers you talked me out of!"
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posted on
07/31/2015 8:47:07 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Sacajaweau
Gonna need a bigger Garlic Butter bowl...........
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posted on
07/31/2015 8:47:31 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
To: Sacajaweau
The escargot equivalent of a 72 ounce steak.
To: Red Badger
“native to Nigeria and some neighbouring parts of West Africa, who believe drinking the snail’s mucus can cure certain ailments. “
and you guys wonder why Africa is such a cultured and progressive continent...
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posted on
07/31/2015 8:48:05 AM PDT
by
max americana
(fired liberals in our company last election, and I laughed while they cried (true story))
To: Red Badger
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posted on
07/31/2015 8:48:50 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Sad fact, most people just want a candidate to tell them what they want to hear)
To: Red Badger
Umm, there is an entire ocean of salt water, why not carpet bomb these invasive ba$tard$ with water bombers?
or, surely, our arsenal has Salt Tipped Nuclear Warheads, no?
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posted on
07/31/2015 8:49:16 AM PDT
by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
($1.84 - The price of a gallon of gas on Jan. 20th, 2009.)
To: Red Badger; sickoflibs; stephenjohnbanker; GOPsterinMA; Impy; fieldmarshaldj; BillyBoy
Begs the question...
How did African Snails end up in Florida?
Must be Illegal Snailiens... or maybe they came in on an EsCARGO Ship...
(Yeah... I know... and this is PRE-gin and tonic)...
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posted on
07/31/2015 8:49:17 AM PDT
by
NFHale
(The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
To: Red Badger
Pichardo said Giant African Snails are instead used by traditionalists of the Yoruba people, native to Nigeria and some neighbouring parts of West Africa, who believe drinking the snail's mucus can cure certain ailments.Fantastic, thanks again, immigrants.
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posted on
07/31/2015 8:49:22 AM PDT
by
Impy
(They pull a knife, you pull a gun. That's the CHICAGO WAY, and that's how you beat the rats!)
To: Red Badger
Just import some cajuns, they will come up with a delicious “snail gumbo” recipe and whittle that population down to size.
To: NFHale
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posted on
07/31/2015 8:50:21 AM PDT
by
Impy
(They pull a knife, you pull a gun. That's the CHICAGO WAY, and that's how you beat the rats!)
To: Red Badger
Get a salt spreader. Done.
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posted on
07/31/2015 8:51:34 AM PDT
by
albie
To: Impy
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posted on
07/31/2015 8:51:37 AM PDT
by
NFHale
(The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
To: NFHale
I will not slug it out with you over puns...
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posted on
07/31/2015 8:51:59 AM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(Its the Sixties all over again, but with crappy music...)
To: Red Badger
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