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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 07/31/2015 5:41:28 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Quick...let's all be silly!



RANDOM SILLINESS BEGINS......NOW....










White man problems...






A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a little cat who stuttered."

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door named Lacey, got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!''

"That must've been scary," said the teacher.

"It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty raised her back, went 'Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF,' but before she could say 'F***-off'!, the Rottweiler ate her!"


A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.

The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.

'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.

'Thanks,' the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.’

The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."



A man is stuck in traffic on I-25 near Denver. He asks a Police officer about the delay as he walks from car to car speaking with each of the drivers.

The policeman says, "There are three Muslims blocking traffic and threatening to douse themselves with gas and set themselves on fire if we don't get them airline tickets to the Middle East. So we're taking up a collection for them."

The Man replies, "How much have you got so far?"

The Policeman responds, "About 30 gallons, but a lot of people are still siphoning."

 




TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen
Iron Maiden
Yes
AC/DC
Steppenwolf
9-Inch Nails - sorry, had to steal it from you L19
Yardbirds
Allanah Myles
Spinal Tap
21 posted on 07/31/2015 6:27:07 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (Has anyone seen my tagline? It was here yesterday. I seem to have misplaced it.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Challenge accepted...

Zebra
Iron Maiden
Rush
Cream
Opeth
Nuclear Assault
Exodus
Nightwish
Corrosion of Conformity
Rolling Stones
Ugly Kid Joe
Santana
Testament
Entombed
Dead Kennedys
Tool
Whitesnake
Eagles of Death Metal
Echo & the Bunnymen
Zodiac Mindwarp
Earth, Wind & Fire
Ramones
Slayer

22 posted on 07/31/2015 6:35:10 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Nothing is sometimes the right thing to do, and always a wise thing to say.)
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To: Lucky9teen

OK. blueunicorn6.

“B”.

A band that starts with a “B”?

Let’s see.

Lawrence Welk?

No.

The Honeydrippers?

No.

The Archies?

Hey! It works! Sugar sugar awwww honey honey


23 posted on 07/31/2015 6:54:16 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Lucky9teen

Motorhead
Avenged 7 Fold
Ted Nugent
Halloween
Exodus
White Snake (little hair band never hurt anyone)
Slayer


24 posted on 07/31/2015 6:59:12 AM PDT by Mathews (Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV), Luke 22:36 (NIV))
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To: blueunicorn6

Emerson Lake and Palmer
Quarterflash
Anthrax
Nine inch nails
Delaware Destroyers (ok, George Thorogood and said band)
Yardbirds
Boston
Uncle Cracker
Zebra
ZZ-Top


25 posted on 07/31/2015 7:00:09 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Democrats are parasites. It really is that simple.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Faces
ACDC
Traffic
Hollies
ELO
Rolling Stones
Ozzy Osborne
Foo Fighters
Faith No More
INXS
Velvet Underground
Eagles

26 posted on 07/31/2015 7:05:00 AM PDT by FatherofFive (Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Show off.


27 posted on 07/31/2015 7:05:46 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Lucky9teen

Frank Zappa
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Eric Clapton
Debbie Harry
Homer and Jethro
Everlast
Aerosmith
Doobie Brothers

(I used my screen name)


28 posted on 07/31/2015 7:13:12 AM PDT by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Blue Oyster Cult
Electric Light Orchestra
Nirvana

Leo Sayer
UFO
Red Hot Chili Peppers
King Crimson
Iron Butterfly
Nine Inch Nails


29 posted on 07/31/2015 7:18:59 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Release the Kraken!


30 posted on 07/31/2015 7:19:13 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life :o)
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To: Liberty Valance

31 posted on 07/31/2015 7:25:24 AM PDT by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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To: Lucky9teen

X-files // fancy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgYPWayUjmo


32 posted on 07/31/2015 7:26:21 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen

33 posted on 07/31/2015 7:29:19 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Foo Fighters
R.E.M.
Anthrax
Nine Inch Nails
Kinks


34 posted on 07/31/2015 7:30:16 AM PDT by CodeJockey
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To: Monkey Face

35 posted on 07/31/2015 7:30:33 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Currentriverrat

36 posted on 07/31/2015 7:31:43 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: left that other site

37 posted on 07/31/2015 7:33:10 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Heartlander

38 posted on 07/31/2015 7:33:58 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Liberty Valance

39 posted on 07/31/2015 7:35:59 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

40 posted on 07/31/2015 7:37:06 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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