Girlfriend Demands Man Sell His Dog, So He Takes Out an Ad… Now She’s Furious

Craigs List via Stuff Happens via Conservative Tribune ^ | April 2014

[Ace's Dad]

Maybe he got horny?

[samtheman]

My wife ran off with my best friend and I sure do miss him.

LOL!

[Kaslin]

Well it was on the side of the conservative Tribune

[Yosemitest]

He made the wrong choice.
Any woman who would make such a demand, doesn't love man.
She'll leave him sooner or later.
He should tell her, there's the door.

[Slings and Arrows]

Story speaks for itself. Dog speaks on command. [H/T to Fiddlstix!]

[Yosemitest]

Brad Paisley - I'm Gonna Miss Her ( 3:22 )

[thesharkboy]

I think you need to read the whole ad. (Ignore my tagline.)

[1Old Pro]

There is something seriously wrong w people who don’t like dogs.

It's one of the ways I judge people, if they don't like dogs or enjoy music, they aren't real.

[Yosemitest]

When you;re right ... YOU are RIGHT .

[who knows what evil?]

Close call there, pal...a little more discernment in the future may save you a lot of grief (and personal possessions).

[Ghost of SVR4]

There is something seriously wrong w people who don’t like dogs.

I think they're delicious..

[LucyT]

Esp with lots of mustard and chopped onions!

[wetgundog]

Love me,love my dog.

[strider44]

Some people can’t help it, especially if they’ve been bitten badly as a child. I love dogs, but am nervous around a few breeds. I was severely bitten by a German Shepherd and a Doberman on 2 separate occasions as a child. In the German Shepherd case that dog had me flat on my stomach with his jaws clamped around my neck. I had four bad puncture marks. My offense? I had just delivered their news paper to their front stoop. The dog jumped through the screen door to attack me. Luckily the owners were there and got him off me. I was 12.

I have every right to not like dogs, but I still do. We had a Greater Swiss Mountain Dog for 10 years and now have of all things, a German Shepherd mix rescue.

[FreedomPoster]

You have just identified yet another one of the problems with Islam, whether you knew it or not.

[GoneSalt]

A story, I actually saw these ads in Craigslist myself, being in the habit of browsing it each morning.

First was a fishing boat with a motor on a trailer, all kinds of fishing gear, price $100, already gone. The text underneath is from an angry wife who is sick of her husband disappearing to fish, and wants it gone before he gets back.

They must work different shifts, because in a different section about five days later, a Craigslist ad showed a picture of the same back yard, price still $100, boat and gear gone, but instead, laid out in the grass, a hundred pairs of the fanciest high heel shoes you’ve ever seen.

No kidding.

[GregoTX]

“So … anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!!”

HA! When I was reading the add I thought he was talking about the dog until I read the last line. I thought it was strange when he said "Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down." because that is what beagles do best! Now it makes sense. Very funny.

[LucyT]

Thanks.

Good point.

Someone mentioned the reason muzzies don’t like dogs is because a dog would alert the owner if a thief was approaching in the dark of night.

[Kaslin]

Didn’t you read the article? He chose the dog

[rikkir]

Cue the applause!!

That was exactly my thought when I read the head line.

Honey, the dog said, “Don’t let the door hit ‘ya where the good Lord split ‘ya!”.