Lena Dunham: Diane Keaton Thought I Was a Lesbian

New York Post ^ | July 14, 2015 | Mara Siegler

[nickcarraway]

Lena Dunham joked that Diane Keaton once mistook her for a lesbian at a Christmas party hosted by Jennifer Aniston.

Dunham, who’s dating Jack Antonoff, said she had attended the party with Judd Apatow, and Keaton had first asked if they were on a date. But Apatow replied, “No, this is my friend Lena, and she’s significantly younger than me.”

Dunham said of Keaton, “And then she looked at me, and she said, ‘Do you even like men? Are you interested in men?’ It was the best thing. So Diane Keaton was just straight up like, ‘There is a lesbian and I am Diane Keaton so I don’t even need to beat around the proverbial bush. I can just let her know.’”

[Vaquero]

Which is why I miss The Duke.

Thank goodness for Clint Eastwood and Tom Selick and a handful of others.

[Old Sarge]

Clint, Selleck, Sinise.

But the list is shrinking rapidly.

[Empireoftheatom48]

I’m sorry I’m usually in the know, but who the hell is this person, and why do people think she’s so damn important?

[GoneSalt]

Another supposed famous person I wouldn’t know from Adam.

After you quit watching TV for a few years, without the indoctrination device, a lot of supposedly important people become liberal nobodies.

[equaviator]

Some people just have to know who’s gay. When they assume incorrectly, they’re disappointed because they think they’re quite the sexperts. Really though, it’s that they can’t get their minds out of the gutter or their heads out of other people’s asses.

[jmaroneps37]

Imagine the “outrage” if a conservative asked this sow if she is a lesbian!!

[mothball]

“repulsive, doughy amphibian.”

That is too funny!!

[DJ Frisat]

"...acting is just people lying about who they are."

Kinda like politics, eh?

[dfwgator]

Gee, I can’t imagine why. /s

[tanknetter]

The proof that they’ve never had sex is that neither of his arms have been chewed off ...

[Caipirabob]

Ew...just ew...this is liking sticking a pencil in my mind’s eye.

[punknpuss]

“God knows, she tried to be...”

Yet, even they did not want to claim her.

[CatherineofAragon]

About as bad as you'd expect. He's probably hoping some of her testosterone will rub off on him.

[Gaffer]

I’m thinking Pillow Biter here.

[CatherineofAragon]

They probably go shopping together and that’s the extent of it...

[Gaffer]

I guess she knows all the places where he can get those fat-girl clothes and lingerie, huh?

[CatherineofAragon]

LOL, no doubt

[Gaffer]

Well....I suppose big girls have to look sexy too.

[Sioux-san]

I think you are recalling Paula Poundstone, a disturbed lesbian (redundant, I know) who was allowed to adopt children, who she abused (don’t remember what she did to them).

[CatherineofAragon]

It’s too bad she hasn’t achieved it. ;)