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1 posted on 06/30/2015 2:37:47 PM PDT by illiac

Unfortunately.....not humorous for the victim....

2 posted on 06/30/2015 2:38:52 PM PDT by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)

That was some killer Gumbo...

3 posted on 06/30/2015 2:40:08 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana

4 posted on 06/30/2015 2:41:08 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)

5 posted on 06/30/2015 2:43:23 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (When things are rightly ordered, man is steward of God's gifts and civIns law enables him to do so.)

I don’t smoke, I don’t shoot smack
But I got a spicy monkey ridin’ on my back.
Don’t eat beignets, too much sugar and dough,
But I will play for gumbo
Yes, I will play for gumbo

It started at my Grandma’s kitchen by the sea,
She warned me when she told me “son the first one’s free”
It hit me like a rock or some Taikwondo,
Cause I will play for gumbo
Oh yea, I will play for gumbo.

[Chorus:]
A piece of French bread
With which to wipe my bowl,
Good for the body.
Good for the soul.
It’s a little like religion
And a lot like sex.
You should never know
When you’re gonna get it next.
At midnight in the quarter or noon in Thibadeaux
I will play for gumbo
Yes, I will play for gumbo.

I’m not talkin’ quesadillas or a dozen Krispy Kremes,
Or a pound of caviar that’s a rich man’s dream.
No banana split or fillet of pompano.
No, I will play for gumbo,
Yeah, I will play for gumbo

[Chorus]

Maybe it’s the sausage or those pretty pink shrimp
Or that popcorn rice that makes me blow up like a blimp.
Maybe it’s that voodoo from Marie Leveaux,
But I will play for gumbo
Yeah, I will play for gumbo

The sauce boss does his cookin’ on the stage,
Stirrin’ and a singing for his nightly wage.
Sweating and frettin’ from his head to his toe,
Playin’ and swayin’ with the gumbo
Prayin’ and buffetin’ with the gumbo

7 posted on 06/30/2015 2:46:50 PM PDT by OwenKellogg (CRUZ to Victory! Donate at tedcruz.org)

“If the spice isn't right - - You mustn't fight”

8 posted on 06/30/2015 2:50:31 PM PDT by builder (I don't want a piece of someone else's pie)

Not all that surprising for the type of people who resort to violence over absolutely everything.

10 posted on 06/30/2015 2:53:44 PM PDT by Bullish (Face it, insanity is not presidential.)

“According to the police, Halley portrayed Florida State mascot “Chief Osceola” from 2004 to 2007.”

I had to check if he was the Florida State mascot involved in that infamous brawl, but apparently that one was back in 1989, so not the same guy.

11 posted on 06/30/2015 2:55:37 PM PDT by Boogieman

I suppose the liberals will now want to ban kitchen knives.

15 posted on 06/30/2015 3:06:48 PM PDT by colorado tanker

16 posted on 06/30/2015 3:09:06 PM PDT by Jane Austen (Boycott Mexico)

Stuff like this never happens in Florida. /s

18 posted on 06/30/2015 3:18:06 PM PDT by Politicalkiddo ("In the day of my trouble I will call upon You, for You will answer me" -Psalms 86:7)

He will roux the day he did that!

26 posted on 06/30/2015 4:59:25 PM PDT by Larry Lucido

Well étouffée you too roux .......o)

29 posted on 06/30/2015 5:46:45 PM PDT by Squantos ( Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet ...)

They coulda just called me

I’m the higher authority

32 posted on 06/30/2015 9:14:17 PM PDT by wardaddy (Its no accident the most conservative region of America is being destroyed now and aided by GOPe)

Bay leaf, thyme, basil, salt and pepper... what else do you need?

33 posted on 06/30/2015 9:40:47 PM PDT by Pelham (Deo Vindice)

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