Doctors remove 420 kidney stones 'caused by excessive tofu' from patient in China

www.telegraph.co.uk/news ^ | 10:48AM BST 09 Jun 2015 | By Charlotte Middlehurst, Shanghai

[Tennessee Nana]

well there wasn’t too fu of them at all...

[Red Badger]

Seems like only men get Kidney stones. I’ve never met a woman who has had them....................

[bert]

I now carry in my toilette bag both kinds of pills in case I have another kidney stone bout while somewhere on the road out of the clutches of an ER.

Oxycodone....... don’t leave home with out it

[Daffynition]

[Red Badger]

420 too many.....................

[Blennos]

Reqium for a gleet.

[Red Badger]

I have heard that it it the closest a man will come to feeling like childbirth........................

[bert]

no.... cranberry products cure urinary tract infection but not kidney stones

there is no cure for kidney stones. only pain

stones can be prevented by drinking fluids, leamon ade and guess what else?..... beer

[CrazyIvan]

Honda once made a six cylinder motorcycle race engine that revved to nearly 19,000 rpm. The sound was an incredible shriek. One auto journalists compared the sound to a panther passing a kidney stone.

[FunkyZero]

I gotta tell you, this IS my phobia... getting a kidney stone. I've heard the stories and it scares the crap out of me.

Even my dad told me he'd almost rather die than go through it again... and this guy has a pain threshold like no other, I swear he's a machine

[Daffynition]

O noses! Not a stone story ! I remember the stonz!

[Stentor]

Seems like only men get Kidney stones. I’ve never met a woman who has had them....................

Spent Saturday night Sunday morning in an ER with a lady in excruciating pain from one. I knew she was in trouble because she never complains.

[ladyjane]

Did you ask the doctor what kind of stone it is? There are a couple of different kinds. Knowing the kind of stone might help you avoid getting them in the future.

[Red Badger]

BEER?.................I’m safe..........................

[ladyjane]

I know a woman who had a kidney stone. She didn’t know what it was and thought she was dying. She asked the very young EMT in the ambulance if she was dying. She said he looked about 15 y.o. He looked at her and said, “We’re not allowed to answer questions like that.” She was sure then that she was dying.

At the hospital they told her she had a kidney stone and she was passing it. Unfortunately the one they saw on the X-ray was the second one. She had that one two weeks late.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Yeah me as well, after seeing what this guy in my taxi went through it scared the crap out of me. I remember he was yelling so much people on the street were stopping to look as I drove by. I thought he was faking at first but you can’t fake that pain, it must feel like your guts are getting ripped up.

[muglywump]

Try this:

“The Amazing Liver & Gallbladder Flush” by Andreas Moritz

The wife and I flush every 3-4 weeks and get out dozens to hundreds of stones each time.

[Red Badger]

But this is kidneys, not Liver or gall bladder.................

[BuffaloJack]

What did they expect?
One of the ingredients in tofu is Portland cement.

[Lazamataz]

I now carry in my toilette bag both kinds of pills in case I have another kidney stone bout while somewhere on the road out of the clutches of an ER. Oxycodone....... don’t leave home with out it

Get caught with that, you're doing hard time.