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Face it, George Clooney sucks
NY Post ^ | 5/28/15 | Kyle Smith

Posted on 05/28/2015 8:51:21 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda

Face it, George Clooney sucks

By Kyle Smith

It’s time for Hollywood to face facts: George Clooney is not a star. If you matched them up head-to-head, Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson would crush him — and I don’t just mean literally. Clooney’s latest is the gargantuan flop “Tomorrowland” — a $190 million bomb (not including $100 million or so in worldwide marketing costs) that looks like it’s going to gross a little more than half of that at the North American box office. It’s delicately being referred to as an underperformer because no one in Hollywood wants to hurt the fragile petals of Clooney’s feelings.

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To: Cincinatus
I'd pay to see that.

The story says "not literally", so you'd basically be paying to see pro-wrestling.

Literal crushing of the Clooneys will come when their Muslim overlords win.

21 posted on 05/28/2015 9:25:34 AM PDT by Rinnwald
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

This is a revelation to some people? I always thought he sucked in every role he’s performed other than “The Perfect Storm.”


22 posted on 05/28/2015 9:30:34 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: Opinionated Blowhard

Fabulous in ‘O Brother’ but that was the role closest to his real personality.


23 posted on 05/28/2015 9:32:52 AM PDT by jjotto ("Ya could look it up!")
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To: dainbramaged

But he had good things to say about obamatard in recent interviews.


24 posted on 05/28/2015 9:37:27 AM PDT by max americana (fired liberals in our company last election, and I laughed while they cried (true story))
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Something is wrong with this picture. 10 years ago, Hollywood had a realization with the box office disaster “Sahara”, that at its budget of $130m, there was almost no way for it to break even, much less make a serious profit.

The idea is that there is a limit to how expensive a production budget can be before a movie is a guaranteed money loser.

Did Disney get the Memo?

Mars Needs Moms (2011): budget $150, b.o. $39m

The Lone Ranger (2013): budget $225, b.o. $260m

John Carter (2012): budget $263, b.o. $284

The Alamo (2004): budget $107, b.o. $25.8


25 posted on 05/28/2015 10:11:36 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("Don't compare me to the almighty, compare me to the alternative." -Obama, 09-24-11)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Clooney has alienated 50% of the U.S. with his active and aggressive
support of liberalism.

Any movie where he is the lead character tanks.

Oceans series movies has many famous actors.
Clooney is not the lead, just one of several famous actors.


26 posted on 05/28/2015 10:18:53 AM PDT by tennmountainman ("Prophet Mountainman" Predicter Of All Things RINO...for a small pittance.)
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To: DiogenesLamp

I’ve seen “The Gameplan” a dozen times courtesy of my daughter.


27 posted on 05/28/2015 10:20:53 AM PDT by Dr. Thorne (The night is far spent, the day is at hand.- Romans 13:12)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Perhaps these movies didn’t make big bucks, but Clooney was very good in ‘O Brother’, ‘Burn Before Reading’, ‘Leatherheads’ and one of the most underrated movies of the last 15 years IMO ‘Intolerable Cruelties’. True all of those save one were directed by the Coen Brothers, but still he was very good in all of them.

On a side note, IMO the Coens and Wes Anderson IMO are the best directors out there. No Country for Old Men is a modern classic that ranks up there with any of the old time classics. I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen a Coen or Wes Anderson directed movie and thought that’s lousy.


28 posted on 05/28/2015 10:25:50 AM PDT by Old Teufel Hunden
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To: Steely Tom

If you are a happily married empty Nester you would understand


29 posted on 05/28/2015 10:39:10 AM PDT by UB355 (Slower traffic keep right)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

He’s dumb. But good looking.


30 posted on 05/28/2015 10:40:26 AM PDT by Yaelle ("You're gonna fly away, Glad you're going my way... I love it when we're Cruzin together")
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To: Yaelle

Thought Clooney is good looking I think Dwane is better looking with a much better personality.


31 posted on 05/28/2015 10:42:10 AM PDT by Yaelle ("You're gonna fly away, Glad you're going my way... I love it when we're Cruzin together")
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

His old lady looks like she should come equipped with a web.


32 posted on 05/28/2015 10:51:34 AM PDT by Stentor ("The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity.)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda
This is one of the greatest actors Hollywood ever had:



No one today is qualified to even shine his shoes.
33 posted on 05/28/2015 10:52:52 AM PDT by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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To: fredhead

Agree Bogart was a great actor. My favorite actor though of the Era is the hugely talented and underrated actor William Powell who could do anything.


34 posted on 05/28/2015 10:57:58 AM PDT by Captain Peter Blood
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To: fredhead
"This is one of the greatest actors Hollywood ever had:"

Here's looking at you kid..... Seriously, Bogart was a lifelong Democrat and well known liberal who made it known he was a New Dealer and also voted for Adlai Stevenson. I think we know that his last wife (Lauren Bacall) showed herself to be very left wing. Now he did publicly denounce Communism after being duped into protesting against HUAC. I guess the point I'm trying to make is that when watching movies and movie stars, I personnally try to divorce myself from their politics unless it's so egregious I can't.
35 posted on 05/28/2015 11:04:23 AM PDT by Old Teufel Hunden
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To: catnipman
dying because Hollywood pays out REALLY big bucks for “stars” and CGI, nearly entirely forgetting story and dialog.

Soooooo true! Some of the best movies I ever seen had no special effects and were acted almost entirely by unknowns. People forget, classic movies in the 1970s for example, were acted almost by all unknowns or B movie actors. Nobody knew who the hell Sylvester Stallone was when Rocky came out, The Godfather, the only star was Brando. Al Pacino, James Caan, Robert Duvall weren't well known. These were all guys who did bit parts, TV work. Robert DeNiro, nobody knew who he was...Matter of fact there's a story that when De Niro was preparing for the movie "Taxi driver" he actually drove a real taxi in New York city to see what it was like, and the people he picked up didn't recognize him. The 70s to me was the best decade for movies, so many classics from that single decade it's mind blowing. Star Wars, how many 'stars' acted in that? Probably just Alec Guiness. The rest were unknown. The French connection, Gene Hackman and Roy Scheider were B movie actors before, doing cheap forgettable movies and TV, nobody knew who the hell they were. Everything is freakin "stars" today like you said, it's like the music industry, they are led by the nose on name recognition alone while the music takes a back seat, everything is about the "star" even though the star puts out utter crap, it's ridiculous.

36 posted on 05/28/2015 11:15:59 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (B. Hussein Obama: 17 acts of Treason and counting.)
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To: Old Teufel Hunden

I agree with you on the directors. When I watch a Coen brothers movie, I get the sense that there is nothing else these people would rather do than make really strong detail-oriented movies.

My ultimate dream is to have the Coen brothers direct a Godzilla movie.


37 posted on 05/28/2015 12:02:18 PM PDT by arbitrary.squid
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...
If the studio brass were sued by shareholders for pissing all over fiduciary responsibility, sued so long and hard they died with a barrel as their only remaining article of clothing, this wouldn't be such a problem.
38 posted on 05/28/2015 12:31:30 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (What do we want? REGIME CHANGE! When do we want it? NOW!)
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To: a fool in paradise

Nice!


39 posted on 05/28/2015 12:32:09 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (What do we want? REGIME CHANGE! When do we want it? NOW!)
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To: arbitrary.squid
My ultimate dream is to have the Coen brothers direct a Godzilla movie......With George Clooney in costume as Godzilla........That would be EPIC!!
40 posted on 05/28/2015 12:32:18 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (War IS the answer! Peace activists never liberated anything or anyone....)
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