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[Satire] Baltimore Woman Caught on Tape, Now Faces Charges for Child Abuse
myself | 4/28 | myself

Posted on 04/28/2015 7:47:52 PM PDT by Michael.SF.

The Baltimore woman who took action when she saw her son hanging out with violent demonstrators Monday, is now facing charges for her brutal treatment of her son.

The woman identified as the boy's mother, was watching television when she saw her son throwing rocks at police.

She went to find him in the crowd and the confrontation turned physical. The woman was caught on camera grabbing the boy and smacking him in the face.

"Are you kidding me?" she's heard saying. The station did not identify her by name.

Apparently authorities in Baltimore are not kidding, as a warrant has been issued for her arrest, with authorities asking that she turn herself in rather than “fan the flames of further child brutality”.

A spokeswoman for the Baltimore police stated:

“We can’t have just anyone running around smacking these kids upside the head; that’s our job.”

CPS services was stunned after seeing the video:

“Really? Had that child done anything yet? Just because he had a mask on? Are we going to conclude he was up to no good? This mother’s actions were outrageous. We are indeed taking this very series lee. This is hugh”


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KEYWORDS: baltimore; mother; riots; satire
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1 posted on 04/28/2015 7:47:52 PM PDT by Michael.SF.
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To: Michael.SF.

ya had me untoil the very last paragraph...of the “article”

CPS...gave it away


2 posted on 04/28/2015 7:49:43 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: Michael.SF.; Admin Moderator

satire should be marked as [SATIRE] in the title.


3 posted on 04/28/2015 7:50:41 PM PDT by justlurking (tagline removed, as demanded by Admin Moderator)
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To: Michael.SF.

series lee. This is hugh//

I have seen this many times on FR. What is the inside joke :)


4 posted on 04/28/2015 7:51:30 PM PDT by dp0622 (Franky Five Angels: "Look, let's get 'em all -- let's get 'em all now, while we got the muscle.")
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To: justlurking

Thanks. First time I have posted a satire and did not know the rule!


5 posted on 04/28/2015 7:53:59 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (If Hillary was running against Satan, I'd probably abstain.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Again I’ll ask, to the consternation of a lot of Freepers on another thread, where was the boy’s father? This woman has six kids. Same father? Doubtful. And she should also have her mouth washed out with soap.


6 posted on 04/28/2015 7:54:11 PM PDT by onedoug
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To: Michael.SF.

Where’s the (Satire0 in the title?


7 posted on 04/28/2015 7:55:05 PM PDT by jazusamo (0bama to go 'full-Mussolini' after elections: Mark Levin....and the turkey has.)
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To: dp0622

I believe that both originated as innocent typos, that caught on.


8 posted on 04/28/2015 7:55:15 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (If Hillary was running against Satan, I'd probably abstain.)
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To: Michael.SF.

oh :) thanks. makes sense.


9 posted on 04/28/2015 7:56:13 PM PDT by dp0622 (Franky Five Angels: "Look, let's get 'em all -- let's get 'em all now, while we got the muscle.")
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To: jazusamo
Right before "Baltimore".

;)

10 posted on 04/28/2015 7:56:36 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (If Hillary was running against Satan, I'd probably abstain.)
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To: Michael.SF.

Bump :)


11 posted on 04/28/2015 7:57:04 PM PDT by jazusamo (0bama to go 'full-Mussolini' after elections: Mark Levin....and the turkey has.)
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To: dp0622
I have seen this many times on FR. What is the inside joke :)

It's one of many. These are simply typo's of "huge" and "serious".

There's a posting that compiles most of them, but I haven't been able to find it.

12 posted on 04/28/2015 7:57:16 PM PDT by justlurking (tagline removed, as demanded by Admin Moderator)
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To: justlurking

is there really? lol cool.


13 posted on 04/28/2015 7:58:56 PM PDT by dp0622 (Franky Five Angels: "Look, let's get 'em all -- let's get 'em all now, while we got the muscle.")
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To: Michael.SF.

Just who is Series Lee? Is he related to Sara Lee or another famous or infamous Lee?


14 posted on 04/28/2015 7:59:09 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: dp0622
Found it:

The 2009 FreeRepublic Lexicon

15 posted on 04/28/2015 7:59:16 PM PDT by justlurking (tagline removed, as demanded by Admin Moderator)
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To: onedoug

FATHERS started being frowned upon in the “community” when the Great Society started paying single mothers to ditch the “old man” ,,pretty much...

women. married or not get welfare checks. .if there.No Dad on the scene!as I understand it.

a built in feral youth producing procedural thang


16 posted on 04/28/2015 8:04:19 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: justlurking

That’s a long list :) 24 business hours was hysterical lol. Will peruse at my leisure.


17 posted on 04/28/2015 8:08:19 PM PDT by dp0622 (Franky Five Angels: "Look, let's get 'em all -- let's get 'em all now, while we got the muscle.")
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To: justlurking

What about the phrase Beeber like device mean?


18 posted on 04/28/2015 8:09:29 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: Michael.SF.

First thing I thought of was Child Services would be called in.


19 posted on 04/28/2015 8:12:27 PM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (If attacked by a mob of clowns go for the juggler.)
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To: Michael.SF.

I can very well see that happening


20 posted on 04/28/2015 8:12:32 PM PDT by GeronL (Clearly Cruz 2016)
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