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Bill Murray Accidentally Stops Robbery In Phoenix, Arizona [Hoax]
News Examiner ^ | March 15, 2015 | Darius Rubics

Posted on 03/26/2015 2:41:31 PM PDT by a fool in paradise

Phoenix, Arizona — A robber was apprehended today in Phoenix, Arizona after stopping to talk with none other than Bill Murray.

Phoenix Police Chief Tom Downey told local news station ABC15 about the incident.

“The man had just robbed a Wells Fargo ATM, ran out, saw Bill Murray walking on the sidewalk and stopped to talk to him. That’s when authorities were able to apprehend him.”

Bill Murray, who is in town visiting friends, told reporters about the incident.

“I saw this man on the sidewalk running towards me with a bag in his hand. Then he suddenly stopped when he saw me. He asked me if I was the zombie Bill Murray from Zombieland. I told him, ‘sure, why not’. Then he started telling me how much he loved me, and how Ghostbusters is now his favorite movie, I dunno, and some other things. I was polite, I told him that was very nice of him to say. Then kind of out of nowhere, police showed up and tackled the man,” Murray said. “Some people might call me a hero, but I’m no hero. The real heroes today are the men and women of the Phoenix Police Department.”

36-year-old Phoenix resident Paul Horner was at the ATM when the robbery happened.

“I was just standing behind this guy waiting my turn when suddenly he starts busting in the ATM with all these tools. So he gets it open and fills a bag up with whatever was in the machine, then he runs out the door and down the street,” Horner said. “It happened so fast for me to be scared or even shaken up about it. What I am shaken up about is that Bill Murray was the one who stopped this guy and I didn’t get a chance to meet him.” Horner continued, “Bill Murray is my personal hero and today he was an actual hero for the city of Phoenix. What can’t that living legend do?”

Murray told reporters he is coming back to Phoenix at the end of the month for a music festival.

“The McDowell Mountain Music Festival is playing on the 27th and I’m definitely going to that, went there last year and it was just fantastic, plus it’s for a really good cause too,” said Murray. “Then I find out a place called Bud’s Glass Joint is throwing a concert with the four main headliners of the McDowell music festival the day before, and that’s a free concert, so I’m going to go to that now too, ya know, why not, should be fun.”

The robber, whose name has not been released yet, was apprehended and taken into police custody. On his person police found a gun and a bag filled with an undisclosed amount of money.


TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: billmurray; dumbestcriminals; randombillmurray; zombieland
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To: csvset

Oh, you’re no fun anymore.


21 posted on 03/26/2015 2:52:20 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: a fool in paradise

I love Bill Murray.


22 posted on 03/26/2015 2:53:22 PM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose o f a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: a fool in paradise

He told me I was his favorite actor. So, I got that goin' for me.

23 posted on 03/26/2015 2:54:02 PM PDT by TigersEye (STONE COLD ZOMBIE SCOURGE)
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To: a fool in paradise
IMGUR


24 posted on 03/26/2015 2:56:12 PM PDT by beaversmom
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To: a fool in paradise

To be fair, Bill didn’t stop anything. The robbery already occurred and the idiot thief stopped on his own.

Good story though.


25 posted on 03/26/2015 2:56:25 PM PDT by rfreedom4u (Do you know who Barry Soetoro is?)
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To: TigersEye

Goonga la doonga.


26 posted on 03/26/2015 2:57:28 PM PDT by bray (Cruz to the WH)
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To: BerryDingle

Ned Ryerson?
Bing!


27 posted on 03/26/2015 2:58:06 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: beaversmom

He lives in Charleston, SC and does stuff like that ALL THE TIME. He is just a very funny person. Loves to play with the public.


28 posted on 03/26/2015 2:59:00 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: a fool in paradise

“Superior intelligence, and superior firepower.”


29 posted on 03/26/2015 2:59:36 PM PDT by OKSooner ("Remember Fort Hood, Boston, and Moore, Oklahoma.")
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To: beaversmom

That’s what I think of every time I hear a story like this about him


30 posted on 03/26/2015 3:00:41 PM PDT by rightistight
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To: a fool in paradise

31 posted on 03/26/2015 3:02:58 PM PDT by wardaddy (Dems hate western civilization and GOP are cowards...We are headed to a dark place)
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To: a fool in paradise

Who Ya gonna call!


32 posted on 03/26/2015 3:03:12 PM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: csvset
"No, Bill Murray Did Not Stop a Bank Robbery in Japan"
"Whoa, Bill Murray foils Phoenix bank robbery! Wait, no, he didn't"

Evidently the governments of Japan and the United States are planting stories of this Bill Murray ability to stop bank robberies, as a deterrent to future bank robberies.

It is part of their "Minority Report" experiment.

33 posted on 03/26/2015 3:04:30 PM PDT by ansel12 (Palin--Mr President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.)
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To: a fool in paradise
Bill Murray IS the most interesting man in the world

and not the pretend guy on TV

34 posted on 03/26/2015 3:08:11 PM PDT by virgil283
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To: a fool in paradise

Murry will be on all the talk shows telling that story, lol.


35 posted on 03/26/2015 3:08:32 PM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "we still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
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To: a fool in paradise

Did he do a Bronco Billy?


36 posted on 03/26/2015 3:14:36 PM PDT by tallyhoe
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To: a fool in paradise

That must have been quite a set of tools for him to bust open an ATM that quickly. If an ATM can be broken into that easily, you’d think that they’d be getting hit all the time.


37 posted on 03/26/2015 3:15:11 PM PDT by Bob (Violence in islam? That's not a bug; it's a feature.)
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To: a fool in paradise
“Some people might call me a hero, but I’m no hero. The real heroes today are the men and women of the Phoenix Police Department.”

It sounds like Bill Murray is not attempting to exploit this incident, and is acknowledging that he really did nothing to aid in the capture of this guy - he just happened to be walking down the street.

38 posted on 03/26/2015 3:16:25 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: a fool in paradise
Years ago my in-laws bump into him in the lobby of a NYC hotel. He took a picture with them and autographed it. He could not have been nicer.
39 posted on 03/26/2015 3:19:09 PM PDT by CaptainK (...please make it stop. Shake a can of pennies at it.)
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To: Squawk 8888; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
He was hunting for Varmint Cong.


40 posted on 03/26/2015 3:22:30 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Dressed In Blue" - http://youtu.be/iAtvVsXvWCo)
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