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Drunken man falls from tree, gets impaled on fence and dies
Sacramento Bee ^ | March 18, 2015

Posted on 03/18/2015 3:57:22 PM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer

Los Angeles police say a man was killed when he fell out of a tree and impaled himself on the spikes of a metal fence after a night of heavy drinking.

The victim appears to have fallen about 20 feet from a tree branch onto the fence. The incident was reported in East Hollywood.

The coroner's office identified the victim as 30-year-old Edwin Ochoa.

More than a dozen empty beer cans were found around the tree. Local residents tell police the man was known as a heavy drinker.

(Excerpt) Read more at sacbee.com ...


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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Society’s loss, I’m sure. /s


21 posted on 03/18/2015 4:11:23 PM PDT by sparklite2
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
Ouchoa!
22 posted on 03/18/2015 4:11:38 PM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

More than a dozen empty beer cans were found around the tree. Local residents tell police the man was known as a heavy drinker.

If I fell from a tree and got impaled on a fence,
I’d want a dozen cans of beer too.


23 posted on 03/18/2015 4:11:54 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Family will probably sue the homeowner who installed such a dangerous fence.


24 posted on 03/18/2015 4:12:40 PM PDT by Veggie Todd (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
This week’s winner of the Darwin award.
25 posted on 03/18/2015 4:15:00 PM PDT by Fungi (Evolution is piece by piece over billions of years. At what point did a precursor become a human?)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

More than a dozen empty beer cans were found around the tree. Local residents tell police the man was known as a heavy drinker.

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Evidently a heavy faller also.


26 posted on 03/18/2015 4:15:54 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (With Great Freedom comes Great Responsibility.)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

“East Hollywood?”


27 posted on 03/18/2015 4:19:36 PM PDT by Las Vegas Ron ("Medicine is the keystone in the arch of socialism" Vladimir Lenin)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
Fat drunk and impaled is no way to go through life,son...
28 posted on 03/18/2015 4:20:43 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Did he have any children? If not he will be a Darwin Awards nominee.


29 posted on 03/18/2015 4:22:21 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (True followers of Christ emulate Christ. True followers of Mohammed emulate Mohammed.)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Unless he was someone who was evil, I will not mock his death.


30 posted on 03/18/2015 4:31:42 PM PDT by doug from upland (Obama and the leftists - destroying our country one day at a time)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

“Honey, I’m going to climb twenty feet up a tree with a half-case of cerveza.”

“OK, be careful.”

It isn’t drinking a quart of vodka and shooting a corn off your foot with a 12 gauge, but it’s close.


31 posted on 03/18/2015 4:33:55 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Pot smokers do this every day.

It’s not even news anymore.


32 posted on 03/18/2015 4:35:09 PM PDT by SaxxonWoods (Life is good.)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

I guess he departed rather than be deported.


33 posted on 03/18/2015 4:43:24 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Theres a moral to that story somewhere. Don’t drink and climb?


34 posted on 03/18/2015 4:53:05 PM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose o f a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

It’s wise to get out of your tree when you start the 2nd 6 pack.


35 posted on 03/18/2015 5:03:24 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not A Matter of Opinion)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

I’d say the guy had a drinking problem.


36 posted on 03/18/2015 5:17:10 PM PDT by jmacusa (Liberalism defined: When mom and dad go away for the weekend and the kids are in charge.)
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To: jmacusa

More like a thinking problem.


37 posted on 03/18/2015 5:18:32 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: jmacusa
I’d say the guy had a drinking problem.

I think that he merely failed to grasp the gravity of the situation. Until the last second or two...

38 posted on 03/18/2015 5:19:34 PM PDT by meyer (Who needs gas chambers when you have Obamacare?)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Gives new meaning to “being on the fence.” And I apologize for this comment..or do I?


39 posted on 03/18/2015 5:42:29 PM PDT by yetidog
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

This oughtta be funny....


40 posted on 03/18/2015 5:50:24 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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