Israeli election limerick thread

FR ^ | 3-17-15 | Me

[matt1234]

In the spirit of St. Patrick's Day, please post your limerick to celebrate Bibi's win.

[matt1234]

The voters left Herzog fallin',
Obama and democrats ballin'.
Arab, Gentile and Jew
voted Bibi. 'Tis true!
'Twas the Luck o' the Irish came callin'.

[MeshugeMikey]

TOp O The Evening to ya! an Thanks!

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

It’s St. Patty’s day and the wearing of the Green,
In Israel the American Left is distributing the Green.
What is wrong with this scene?

[SkyPilot]

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Re No. 2. Bush looked Putin in the eyes and thought he saw a decent man.

Now you can look Obama in the eyes and know that he is an evil man. A picture is worth a thousand words.

[left that other site]

Oh Bibi, We FReepers all knew ya
Would win, though the left tried to screw ya
So with one big accord
We’ll shout “Praise the Lord”
(In Hebrew, it’s pronounced, “HALLELUJAH!)

[MeshugeMikey]

my main reason for animating many of these parody banners is in fact... to highlight the eyes...those windows to the soul.

In Obies case....the eyes are a window on a very dark dark place indeed

[MeshugeMikey]

Matt Drudges editorial comment... as it were...on the ELECTION....is in fact...a photo of a rather dejected...Mohammed Obama..

what could be better

[jobim]

Hey Bibi, you think it was your vote?
Only a nebish would now gloat.
Keep eyes on Tehran,
When I get them the bomb.
You'll soon cook with fallout your scapegoat!

[hulagirl]

Yours is awesome!

[freedom6178]

Very nice.

[matt1234]

Thanks.

[left that other site]

Why Thank you!
:-)

[A_perfect_lady]

So Bibi has been re-elected.
Israel, it seems, has selected
to resist all the hate
of a Palestinian state
Whose votes Leftists would have collected.

[freedom6178]

There once was a girl from Nantucket....whoops, wrong thread.

[Tennessee Nana]

Israel Go Bragh today
Bibi has won again Hooray !!!
Our God has blessed
But Obama is stressed
He and Val now moan “Oy Vey”

[redlegplanner]

Obama got onboard
With Mideast regime change
But when he calls Bibi
With congrats on the victory
The good wishes will be feigned

[vrwconspiracist]

Obama really hates Bibi
And can’t stand that Israel’s free
He lost their trust
His election scam bust(ed)
And now up he’ll be all wee-wee’d.

Obama threw a juvenile fit
And made himself look like a twit
Bibi was Churchhillian
Barack Vaudevillian
On “progress”’s ass Kerry’s a zit.

[Big Red Badger]

Israel has done the Right thing,
from the gallows Islamist will Swing.
Chuck Norris is Grinning
with BiBi a Winning
and Obamy can Choke on His own Bling!

[matt1234]

That’s very good.