I like the fact that this story is news
(in No Dak)
1 posted on
03/04/2015 9:42:18 AM PST by
skeptoid
To: skeptoid
To: skeptoid
Everybody loves a good crapper caper.
3 posted on
03/04/2015 9:44:14 AM PST by
cripplecreek
("For by wise guidance you can wage your war")
To: skeptoid
I think this story starts something like this:
“Hey, John! I dare you to...”
To: skeptoid
In other bathroom news the local police station bathroom has had its toilet stolen. Police so far have nothing to go on.
CC
5 posted on
03/04/2015 9:46:04 AM PST by
Celtic Conservative
(Sufficient unto the day are the troubles therof)
To: skeptoid
6 posted on
03/04/2015 9:46:47 AM PST by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: skeptoid
Did they leave a “Dear John” letter?
7 posted on
03/04/2015 9:47:47 AM PST by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: skeptoid
Maybe it was taken as a momento by a turd smuggler?
9 posted on
03/04/2015 9:48:38 AM PST by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: skeptoid
WHY???
Why isn’t this in Breaking News?
10 posted on
03/04/2015 9:48:46 AM PST by
Responsibility2nd
(With Great Freedom comes Great Responsibility.)
To: skeptoid
I dunno. I usually get paid to handle toilet seats.
Nice shoving a filthy seat under your shirt.
To: skeptoid
I'd get it one piece at a time
And it wouldn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is a round.
14 posted on
03/04/2015 10:00:20 AM PST by
Veggie Todd
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
To: skeptoid
And the thieves are flushed with their success!
15 posted on
03/04/2015 10:02:49 AM PST by
chajin
("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
To: skeptoid
I graduated from High School in North Dakota. Our local police station had a city map with two colors of pins for incident locations. One color was for fender benders, the other for bicycle thefts. I think we counted four in that category.
Sadly, not long after, there were three grizzly murders in or near our town within the space of two years. It resulted in the book Prairie Murders, for which even used copied command over $20 on Amazon.
16 posted on
03/04/2015 10:05:22 AM PST by
Vigilanteman
(Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
To: skeptoid
One employee noticed a young male holding something under a sweatshirt or coat. The boy told the employee it was a binder. This kid must be a real genius, probably learned relative values in public school. What next, I can only imagine his career path.
17 posted on
03/04/2015 10:08:30 AM PST by
1Old Pro
To: skeptoid
Things must be pretty slow in north dakota.
Whats next? Timmy turns himself in to the feds because he ripped the tag off the bed mattress?
To: skeptoid
I take it this won’t be a new Blizzard flavor.
“Hi. I’d like a medium toilet lid cover blizzard and could you put some peanuts on top?”
20 posted on
03/04/2015 10:14:11 AM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: skeptoid
Is there a Dollar Store around ?
23 posted on
03/04/2015 10:29:54 AM PST by
molson209
(Blank)
To: skeptoid
They’re desperate to solve this case; they have nothing to go on.
25 posted on
03/04/2015 11:01:22 AM PST by
dangus
To: skeptoid
In spite of the precautions ..... a woman was fed up with the men who used the facility.
26 posted on
03/04/2015 11:07:11 AM PST by
Daffynition
("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
To: skeptoid
28 posted on
03/04/2015 11:29:56 AM PST by
bgill
(CDC site, "we still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
To: Slings and Arrows
30 posted on
03/04/2015 11:33:16 AM PST by
Clay Moore
(The future SHOULD belong to those who slander Muhammed.)
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