Posted on 02/27/2015 6:15:56 AM PST by SampleMan
Obama: “We ARE the Zombies we have been waiting for.”
Zombies won’t eat their own kind’s brain. They never had any to start with.
Zombism as a whole is a peaceful state. These isolated brain-eatings are just workplace mastication - not Zombie Terrorism.
That’s “pertinere” perfect their, SM...
The only suggestion I would make would be to repeat the text in a post so that search engines can find it.
Nice job.
workplace mastication
These undocumented Zombies are here for love of this country, not your brains - really!
Obama, in Dream from My Father:
“I will shuffle with the Zombies should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.”
The real Zombies are the idiots who voted for this mess. They are not the “undead”, they are the BRAINDEAD. One of them actually told me once that Joe Biden is a very smart man. Amazingly enough he said that Nancy P. is an idiot, proving once again that even a blind Zombie finds an acorn now and then.
How the Obama administration would react to a Zombie outbreak:
1. Zombies did not start the biting. The first recorded biting was by a normal child, Charles Martel, when he chomped down on his sister’s finger in the year 691. Normal people have a lot to answer for in this regard, and should not be casting aspersions at Zombies.
2. Zombies that bite and eat your brains are not real Zombies. They are perverting what it means to be Zombie. We must remember that at any given moment, 99% of Zombies are peacefully wandering the streets biting no one. The Zombies that ate your grandmother comprise a small minority of Zombies. We cannot blame all Zombies for the actions of the few.
3. The real victims of Zombies are other Zombies, who get trampled by the biters in their haste to get your brains.
4. We must address the real underlying issues that cause Zombies to bite. There are no good jobs for Zombies, and that means they do nothing but wander and bite.
5. Travel and immigration from Zombie infected countries must be kept open. Shutting our borders to these countries would just make Zombie infections here worse.
6. Do not arm yourself, as this will just make the situation worse. There is no place for firearms, especially high capacity magazines, in dealing with Zombies.
7. If you like your brain, you can keep your brain.
8. If Fox News would stop covering the Zombie attacks, no one would care about them.
9. The term “undead” is a racially charge micro-aggression against Zombies. No person can be undead, Zombies might have peculiar appetites, but they are just like you and me. They are dreamers.
10. Zombies are underrepresented and need to be targeted with voter outreach programs. In this, we can look to Chicago, where the living-challenged have been voting in large numbers for decades.
Now, more people, with your permission, need to post this on various social sites and blogs, etc.
Google bomb it!
Have at it.
I can’t stop laughing, SampleMan! How about,”Christians have been aggressive towards zombies for centuries.. they shouldn’t start blaming them now”. LOL!
Right! And what about illegal border zombies?
We should have Zombie month as well so they feel included. Black history month, women history month, Asian history month... Zombie history month. /s
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