Three women arrested after man glassed during Valentine's Day screening of Fifty Shades

The Telegraph [UK] ^ | 16 Feb 2015

[RginTN]

must be. I was on a train going to Edinburgh and saw a bunch of women with a large stash of alcohol and they drank it all. Think it was someones birthday as they were dressed to celebrate!

[USARightSide]

‘I’ll try to work the phrase into a conversation this week_________’
Okay then - get back to us - !

There’s another word that is wrongly used but having a hard time remembering at the moment - wait - think I have it -

Jooo - la - ree instead of jew - well - ry

Ree - la - tor instead of REE - al - tor

Okay - all that hurt - gotta rest now. . .

[USARightSide]

‘Jew - well - ry’

Make that Jew - well - rEE

That’s the ticket.

[FredZarguna]

No, that isn't what he's talking about.

As for the OP: I would suggest you not be envious. I can't imagine tribation would result in much more than very nasty brush burns for a guy.

[leapfrog0202]

Thanks for the explanation! I’d never heard of being ‘glassed’ before.

[lbryce]

Another male at the cinema was plastiqued after being bludgeoned with a 1.5 liter bottle of Evian.

[lbryce]

Well, as it was the Joooos who created the market for precious metal ornamental trinkets for Jooo-Lah-Ree, it is only fair that they charge such obscene outrageous profits out of line with other industry price mark-ups.

[odds]

Haha!

[dalereed]

It's high time that the British learn to speak english!

[driftless2]

A mob of drunken females? For a while I thought I was reading about one of my family reunions.

[Disambiguator]

You forgot nukular. You know, like the bombs.

[9YearLurker]

I guess that happens when you make guns and knives illegal.

[9YearLurker]

Ha ha—that’s great.

[Olog-hai]

I’ve heard that phrase as “glazed over” instead of “glassed over”.

[martin_fierro]

"Kinnnnkaaaaayyyyyyy...!"

[mowowie]

“Glassed” must be ebonics for getting a bottle across the head.

[Slings and Arrows]

I am the soul of moderation.

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

I’m wondering what it is myself.

[boop]

You forgot:

Al-u-minium for aluminum. The Brits are such language sticklers, but this one always surprised me.

"In hospital", instead of in the hospital.

"Med-cine" instead of medicine.

"A spanner in the works" instead of a wrench in the works

I can forgive that one, since they say "spanner" instead of wrench.

I tell you, the things you learn from having a British girlfriend.

And the thing is, she would laugh at MY "Americanisms".

[USARightSide]

“Nukular”
Oh right - nu-clee-err.
‘Poor’ George W. - !