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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 02/13/2015 4:04:04 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/13/2015 5:42:24 AM PST
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/13/2015 5:42:25 AM PST
by
mykroar
("Never believe anything until it has been officially denied." - Otto von Bismarck)
To: dayglored
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TOP 20!! Ah, cr@p! that does it, I'm going back to bed...
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posted on
02/13/2015 5:43:05 AM PST
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
To: Currentriverrat
It was my dog’s fault!
LOL!
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posted on
02/13/2015 5:43:55 AM PST
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: dayglored; patriotUSA
I blame patriot that you were 7 seconds outside the top 20
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posted on
02/13/2015 5:44:21 AM PST
by
GreenAccord
(Bacon Akbar)
To: Lucky9teen
To: GreenAccord
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posted on
02/13/2015 6:27:41 AM PST
by
patriotUSA
(Thank you Jesus.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/13/2015 6:28:53 AM PST
by
secret garden
(Why procrastinate when you can perendinate?)
To: Redcitizen
Probably somewhere between top 25-30.
I blame Frank-Dodd. Without their destruction of the financial industry I would still of had my job, my 401 savings and working from home I would have made the top 10.
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posted on
02/13/2015 6:31:53 AM PST
by
EQAndyBuzz
(Islam is the military wing of the Communist party.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/13/2015 6:34:19 AM PST
by
TADSLOS
(The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
To: Lucky9teen
Blaming the spatula? Maybe they should have picked up a new one at
Spatula City!
To: Disambiguator
"THAT was not my fault!"
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posted on
02/13/2015 6:43:38 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
Meanwhile, in the Not So Evil Empire..
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posted on
02/13/2015 6:47:44 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
To: a fool in paradise
That guy needs driverless skates.
To: a fool in paradise
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posted on
02/13/2015 7:04:19 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: a fool in paradise
I’ve done lots of crazy stuff, hundreds of skydives, river rafting, etc., but nothing like that.
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posted on
02/13/2015 7:12:04 AM PST
by
Loud Mime
(Keep the Commandments; it's better than gambling on forgiveness.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/13/2015 7:14:51 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
Critical Thinking At Its Best!
Woman:
Do you drink beer?
Man:
Yes
Woman:
How many beers a day?
Man:
Usually about 3
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man:
$5.00 which includes a tip
(This is where it gets scary !)
Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?
Man:
About 20 years, I suppose
Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man:
Do you drink beer?
Woman:
No
Man:
Where’s your Ferrari?
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posted on
02/13/2015 7:16:44 AM PST
by
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
To: a fool in paradise
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posted on
02/13/2015 7:17:21 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
I’m married . . . every day is blame somebody else day - me!
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posted on
02/13/2015 7:19:58 AM PST
by
Pilgrim's Progress
(http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx)
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