Slapping butts is obvious but the rest is just stupid.
I hope nobody is expected to adminster first aid in the event of an injury.
Why not just get a lesbian coach since they’re so worried about men?.../s
Well then, no men as coaches.
But ... now who will you get? Touching, social media, will be OK then?
In this environment, who would want to coach at all? Everyone is just one real or perceived slight from a career and reputation ending charge.
Don’t they play Ringette anymore?
Getting hit in the face with a stick or puck doesn't make them uncomfortable, but touching them on the helmet does?
Eliminate eye contact as that could lead to lustful glances. Have the coaches text the plays.
Tell them you are a transsexual and you can do anything you like.
zero tolerance policy is totally liberal. Coach cannot but any fan or pimp buying the team and fixing games could, coach be damned if he says something.
Also zero tolerance policy does not teach about good from bad manners...
So no “high-fives” either ?
Can you play hockey in a burkha? Because I think the solution to our problems of lust is just staring us in the face ... so to speak.
See where a small college in Louisiana is fielding a girl pitcher. John Hudek’s daughter. I wonder how she will fair in the dugout and hotels? The article said she throws 82 max. My 15 year old throws 85 already, she better hope for pinpoint placement and movement.
25 years ago I was a manager in an industry where the workforce was 85% female. Our marching orders were not too different from this.
What if the coaches are wearing gloves?
Some of those female athletes are so butt-ugly they couldn’t get anyone to touch them.
Within 10 years the news will be filled with stories of young people who suffer from lack of human touch.
My 3 kids all came from orphanages. Two of them were regularly hugged and cuddled. One was not. The difference in their makeup today is astounding. Children need appropriate physical touch to grow.
Many of these kids grow up in daycare, spend their summer with nannies, and are later are sent to school, with their “free time” taken up in sports and other activities. What will be the effect of children spending the majority of their lives without physical touch?
Given today’s hysteria it is probably a wise rule. One complaint and a man’s life is ruined.
Us guys are all potential rapists.
It’s amazing they let us walk the street.