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Simon Cowell hypnotised - by a dog
Daventry Express ^
| 2-1-2015
Posted on 02/01/2015 9:41:17 AM PST by Citizen Zed
Showbiz supremo Simon Cowell was left feeling rather "ruff" after he was hypnotised during a Britain's Got Talent audition - by a dog.
Cowell apparently slumped forward in his judge's seat and on to his desk after staring into the animal's eyes.
The 55-year-old was holding auditions at Manchester's Lowry Theatre when he fell under the spell of "Hypnodog", a black German Spitz called Princess, owned by performer Krystyna Lennon.
Cowell was "under" for a few minutes before Princess apparently brought him round.
A spokesman for the show said he had recovered after his episode, saying : "It happened on Friday and he returned to auditions yesterday. He was fine."
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posted on
02/01/2015 9:42:56 AM PST
by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: Citizen Zed
While hypnotized, someone should have told him to act like a chicken........
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posted on
02/01/2015 9:45:15 AM PST
by
Hot Tabasco
(Man of "non-color" and proud of it)
To: Citizen Zed
I find myself...
unable...
to...
turn away...
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posted on
02/01/2015 9:48:55 AM PST
by
chris37
(heartless)
To: Hot Tabasco
To: Citizen Zed
Simon didn’t have to be told to clear his mind. Like other celebutards, they are always pretty empty
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posted on
02/01/2015 9:57:19 AM PST
by
GeronL
To: Citizen Zed
7
posted on
02/01/2015 10:20:31 AM PST
by
yefragetuwrabrumuy
("Don't compare me to the almighty, compare me to the alternative." -Obama, 09-24-11)
To: Citizen Zed
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posted on
02/01/2015 10:38:25 AM PST
by
gaijin
To: Citizen Zed
I’ll bet Princess isn’t the first bitch to hypnotize Simon Cowell!
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posted on
02/01/2015 10:42:24 AM PST
by
LostInBayport
(When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
To: yefragetuwrabrumuy
10
posted on
02/01/2015 12:58:13 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
To: Citizen Zed
Am I the only one who hasn’t a clue who Simon is?
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posted on
02/02/2015 5:16:09 AM PST
by
basil
(2ASisters.org)
To: basil
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posted on
02/02/2015 5:18:56 AM PST
by
onedoug
To: Citizen Zed
This is Emma. She also could hypnotize Simon... Only she would make Simon broil her a piece of Top Sirloin, medium rare... Don't stare into her eyes for too long or you are in trouble
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posted on
02/02/2015 12:41:24 PM PST
by
BigEdLB
(Now there ARE 1,000,000 regrets - but it may be too late.)
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