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Posted on 01/13/2015 7:35:53 PM PST by Nachum
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To: miss marmelstein
Back in college, if the date was going nowhere which occurred rarely, my line would be “it’s the jock itch, sorry”
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posted on
01/13/2015 7:50:03 PM PST
by
max americana
(fired liberals in our company last election, and I laughed while they cried (true story))
To: HeartlandOfAmerica
I just checked us in #FiveWordsToRuinADate
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posted on
01/13/2015 7:50:34 PM PST
by
HeartlandOfAmerica
(An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions, led by a deer.)
To: 21twelve
I dated your mom once.
I think I have aids
I think your moms hot
Make me a sandwich babe
How about a beer toots
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posted on
01/13/2015 7:50:50 PM PST
by
jimpick
To: jimpick
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posted on
01/13/2015 7:53:29 PM PST
by
jimpick
To: Nachum
“I learned COBAL in prison”
Actually true!
The local community college had several “off campus” course offerings.
The only Cobal class schedule that fit was offered at the FCI in Lompoc.
We had to get photo and prints to make sure we could get OUT after class.
I never used that line on dates, but it sure gets attention during an interview.
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posted on
01/13/2015 7:53:48 PM PST
by
G Larry
(Daesh - Obama's future dream for his friends in the Muslim Brotherhood)
To: Nachum
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posted on
01/13/2015 7:53:51 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: EternalVigilance
My AIDS test was negative...
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posted on
01/13/2015 7:54:32 PM PST
by
Delta Dawn
(Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
To: Nachum
You got purty possum eyes.
My Double-wide is paid off.
Are you gonna eat that?
You're a lot like mom.
"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
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posted on
01/13/2015 7:54:34 PM PST
by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: Nachum
“I almost finished fifth grade.”
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posted on
01/13/2015 7:55:12 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Nachum
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posted on
01/13/2015 7:56:02 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: HeartlandOfAmerica
“It’s okay, I’ve seen smaller” #FiveWordsToRuinADate
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posted on
01/13/2015 7:56:03 PM PST
by
HeartlandOfAmerica
(An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions, led by a deer.)
To: Nachum
“Nice ears for a beagle.”
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posted on
01/13/2015 7:56:59 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Nachum
On a date at the movie theater and your date yells at the main character on the screen during an action scene:
"Uh-oh! Watch out behind you!"
Last date I ever went on with that dude! *rolls eyes*
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posted on
01/13/2015 7:57:38 PM PST
by
Finny
(Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. -- Psalm 119:105)
To: Nachum
Can we just be friends?
It’s too late for coffee.
Please don’t eat my food.
Your retardedness is hardly noticeable.
Man that’s a tight outfit.
“muffintop” isn’t a fashion look.
you wear back boobs well.
your armpit braiding looks....good.
it’s okay you’re not smart.
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posted on
01/13/2015 7:59:13 PM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: LonePalm
“My Double-wide is paid off. “
LOL! Maybe in some parts of the world that isn’t a great thing to say. Around here you’d have to beat her off you with a club after saying that!
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posted on
01/13/2015 7:59:17 PM PST
by
mrsmith
(Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat Party!)
To: Nachum
Three words addressed to my cousin by her ex-husband "man, you're fat".
She was overweight but considering the gentleman in question would have made three of her it seemed strange that he would throw stones.
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posted on
01/13/2015 8:00:53 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
To: Nachum
“You remind me of Hillary.”
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posted on
01/13/2015 8:01:39 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: mrsmith
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posted on
01/13/2015 8:01:59 PM PST
by
jimpick
To: Nachum
I am no longer infected. (Courtesy Monty Python - Hungarian Phrase Book)
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posted on
01/13/2015 8:02:23 PM PST
by
beethovenfan
(If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
To: Nachum
“Try the boiled bull balls.”
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posted on
01/13/2015 8:03:00 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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