Mother stabs son for ‘lying about eating four pork chops’

Metro [UK] ^ | 12 Jan 2015 | Matt Payton

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Pork was at the centre of a domestic stabbing recently where a mother, allegedly angered over her 15-year-old son eating four chops, threw a series of kitchen knives at his face.

According to her sister, Yolande Veasley, 57, was incensed by her son for lying over eating the chops prepared for the next day.

Her teenage son told the police she had been drinking and fled to his aunt’s flat because ‘I had knives coming at my face.’

The 15-year-old was taken to the hospital by his aunt where his cut required stitches.

WHIO reported that Veasley told police offices that she was provoked in the attack by being knocked down.

The woman from Dayton Ohio has been booked into Montgomery County Jail on suspicion of felonious assault awaiting her court hearing.

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Another pork chop-related crime? Why, oh why, can't we enact sensible pork chop controls? Think of the children!

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Maybe we should fix Mama up with Uncle Stabby.

[BCW]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1BDM1oBRJ8

GI Joe - Pork Chop Sandwiches - Safety Commercial

[SWAMPSNIPER]

Actually, it was fo poke chops.

[Cowboy Bob]

High School cheer:

Pork Chop, Pork Chop
Greasy, Greasy
How we gonna beat ya?
Easy!, Easy!

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High School cheer:

Probably not Yeshiva High, I take it.

[Daffynition]

Did the pork-perp have mutton chops?

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He’s lucky he didn’t get karate chops.

[TChad]

Her teenage son told the police she had been drinking and fled to his aunt’s flat because ‘I had knives coming at my face.’

Yes, when your drunken mother starts throwing knives at you, it's usually a good idea to go elsewhere.

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Yes, when your drunken mother starts throwing knives at you, it's usually a good idea to go elsewhere.

Important safety tip, that.

[Salamander]

http://www.thegauntlet.com/article/20/26762/ALICE-COOPER-Inducted-Into-The-Knife-Throwers-Hall-Of-Fame

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Better not take his pork chops.

[Salamander]

Nope.

[Berlin_Freeper]

Should have left half a pork chop.

[jsanders2001]

Well aT least we know they weren’t Muslims...: )

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*shrug* Hindsight is 20/20.

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Can't quite picture them showing up at shul either.

[Veggie Todd]

I remember being 15 and not being able to eat enough. I was always hungry. Teenagers seem to always be hungry. Feed them!

[Alex Murphy]

The son is 15. The mom is 57.

[DemforBush]

I’m reminded of this scene from Saturday Night Fever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okESCc3BHyY

“One pork chop! ONE!”

Though in all fairness, a smack in the head is better than being stabbed. Though I’ve never been stabbed, so I’m just making an educated guess there. :)