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Firefighters rescue naked woman trapped in ex-boyfriend's chimney
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| Jan. 5, 2015
| Dylan Stableford
Posted on 01/05/2015 2:18:30 PM PST by bgill
According to Riverside County officials, the 35-year-old woman, who was not identified, tried to enter the Woodcrest, Calif., home where her ex-boyfriend and three children live through the front door early Saturday morning, but it was locked. So she climbed on the roof, stripped off her clothes and tried to shimmy down the chimney.
Shortly before 5 a.m., her estranged boyfriend, Tony Hernandez, said he heard the woman crying for help.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: ca; chimney; dylanstableford; nakedwoman
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To: GeronL
LOL!
I think you’re right.
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posted on
01/05/2015 2:42:46 PM PST
by
kitkat
(STORM HEAVEN WITH PRAYERS FOR OUR COUNTRY)
To: Calvin Locke
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posted on
01/05/2015 2:44:43 PM PST
by
DemforBush
(You're gonna wrestle SHUTE?!? Shute's a monster! A genuine geratoid!)
To: real saxophonist
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posted on
01/05/2015 2:48:18 PM PST
by
ez
(Muslims do not play well with others.)
To: Lee N. Field
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posted on
01/05/2015 2:49:19 PM PST
by
gogeo
(If you are Tea Party, the Republican Party does not want you.)
To: GeronL; Slings and Arrows
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posted on
01/05/2015 2:51:25 PM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
To: Kirkwood
Maybe she was laying in wait for Santa.
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posted on
01/05/2015 2:53:33 PM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
To: bgill
Jodi Arias made her big escape?
To: bgill
Is that what they’re calling their bottoms now.....chimneys?
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posted on
01/05/2015 2:58:14 PM PST
by
liberalh8ter
(The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
To: SharpRightTurn
Intending to deliver a belated Christmas present?
If she had a Christmas Present why was she in her Birthday Suit?
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posted on
01/05/2015 2:59:55 PM PST
by
Rides_A_Red_Horse
(Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
To: bgill
She’s already phoned him from the emergency room: So does this mean Valentine Dinner is off? I’ve already made plans to be at the house, so you’re gonna have to cancel your restraining order, right?
To: bgill
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posted on
01/05/2015 3:05:01 PM PST
by
july4thfreedomfoundation
(Everytime the cash register rings in a gun store, a Founding Father gets his wings.)
To: dragnet2
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posted on
01/05/2015 3:06:15 PM PST
by
latina4dubya
(wheni have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
To: bgill
See how dangerous the Santa Claus myth is!
To: Gamecock
He choose to breed with her. those were her kids?
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posted on
01/05/2015 3:07:23 PM PST
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latina4dubya
(wheni have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
To: a fool in paradise
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01/05/2015 3:08:14 PM PST
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GeronL
To: Billthedrill
Oh, come now, who among us hasn't shimmied down a chimney nekkid? the things you do for love...
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posted on
01/05/2015 3:11:01 PM PST
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latina4dubya
(wheni have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
To: bgill
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posted on
01/05/2015 3:12:01 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clapping the Blues" - http://youtu.be/0bmAJHHqfIw)
To: DannyTN; real saxophonist
So maybe it’s a matter of degree, I don’t know.To quote the bard, Charles Manson, when asked if he was crazy - "Me?! Crazy? Back in my day, crazy meant something. Today? Everyone is crazy!!"
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01/05/2015 3:17:20 PM PST
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llevrok
(I fear the US government more than I do al Qaeda)
To: liberalh8ter
If that is the case then do they go to a chimney sweep for an abortion?
To: DannyTN
I had a friend who said all redheads are crazy. But he also said all women are crazy.
Time for this: The Hot/Crazy Matrix.
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posted on
01/05/2015 3:28:18 PM PST
by
Lee N. Field
("And if you are Christ's, then you are Abraham's offspring, heirs according to promise" Gal 3:29)
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