On Leave by Wilhelm Zimmer
Posted on 12/30/2014 5:56:33 AM PST by C19fan
Men who take part in violent conflicts are more likely to father more children, researchers have found. Researchers at Harvard University studied a small tribal populations in eastern Africa - and found violent conflict does result in more wives and children for certain warriors. They studied the Nyangatom, a group of nomadic herders living in a region of southwest Ethiopia and South Sudan.
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Or those best at fighting are best in physique and best in health.
Putting books in a house doesn’t make children more successful. Reading to them, demonstrating a love of reading, encouraging them to be readers is the issue.
Any dolt can put a book on a shelf.
“I measure my manhood with a ruler.” ——— Sorry to hear that. I measure my manhood with a meter stick. :)
Mine was last measured by Google Earth. Took several frames...
I have this theory about the sun coming up every morning. My theory is that the sun doesn’t really go up, but rather we are moving.
But it needs some more validation.
I think I will try to get a couple of million in a grant.
For primitives.
Ha! Well played.
Two guys stop to urinate off a bridge.
The first guy says, “Boy, that water is cold.”
The second guy says, “And the bottom is rocky and the fish are biting.”
Da-dump-pow
On Leave by Wilhelm Zimmer
Alternate punchline “It’s deep too!”
‘Cept you wouldn’t have any football players if that weren’t about attracting women.
Or a cowboy. It’s really great when he’s in the military AND a cowboy.
You are familiar with the Astronomical Unit as a unit of measure?
True enough. Everything earthly at least.
“Women Love Manly Men and Men love Feminine Women.”
How true that is!!!
Oh my. We’ve started something now!? Keep a firm grasp on it lest O tries to redistribute it to the less fortunate. After all, you didn’t earn all that by yourself, did you?!
Are you taking applications?
I suppose the answer to that is yes LOL The application part is easy. It’s the basic training course that eliminates the men from the boys....haha
People need to bear this kind of thing in mind before estimating women too highly.
Alternative punch line, “deep too”.
“It’s deep too”
Yes, I like that punch line too. But the thought of fish nibbling just gives it that “je ne cais quoi” that makes me feel just a little uncomfortable.
Its like the second guys wins, but at a price. Ha ha.
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