To: Lazamataz
“I measure my manhood with a ruler.” ——— Sorry to hear that. I measure my manhood with a meter stick. :)
22 posted on
12/30/2014 7:04:23 AM PST by
faithhopecharity
((Brilliant, Profound Tag Line Goes Here, just as soon as I can think of one..)
To: faithhopecharity
Mine was last measured by Google Earth. Took several frames...
To: faithhopecharity
Two guys stop to urinate off a bridge.
The first guy says, “Boy, that water is cold.”
The second guy says, “And the bottom is rocky and the fish are biting.”
Da-dump-pow
27 posted on
12/30/2014 7:18:11 AM PST by
Vermont Lt
(Ebola: Death is a lagging indicator.)
To: faithhopecharity
I never said how long the ruler was.
You are familiar with the Astronomical Unit as a unit of measure?
32 posted on
12/30/2014 8:00:24 AM PST by
Lazamataz
("Two parties, governing AGAINST the will of the people, not with the consent of the governed." --MrB)
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