Posted on 12/28/2014 3:48:36 PM PST by MeshugeMikey
Who Was Mike Brown? 13 Things You Didn’t Know About Him.
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it's a game now??? they'll be howling about that bigtime...
Amazing imagination!
The two things I took for it:
1)"Quiet & Reserved"
As evidenced by the felonious assault he committed minutes before his death
2)"Gave His Life to God"
As evidenced by the drugs in his system and the *close contact* gunshot wound to his hand
That’s where I stopped as well. I’m surprised I went that far, I hate “click a zillion times to get the full story” sites.
“Learn how a housewife from Ashtabula, Ohio used this weird trick to lose 79 lbs.”
1. Don't rush a armed cop and try for his gun.
2. I will learn a trade or go to college.
3. If I am a man, until I marry, I’ll keep it in my pants. If I am a woman, until I marry, I’ll keep my legs together.
3. Under no circumstances will I participate in making a bastard child.
4. I will get a job and work hard for it. I will accept that my first job will be near or at the bottom, and accept the fact that I must work my way up the economic ladder.
5. I will refuse welfare.
6. Once I am working, I will marry, and ONLY THEN will i have babies. With one woman only.
7. I will stay married and raise my children in an intact family.
8. I will not rob, rape, pillage, loot, plunder, or murder.
“Quiet and reserved?” The clerk at that convenience store (where Brown committed a strong-arm robbery) and Officer Darren Wilson might beg to differ.
Also, are those the Lord’s gang signs in that picture where it tells us that Mr. Brown gave his heart to God?
"Eagle Scout, student body president, and regular blood donor Mike Brown was on his way back from his volunteer shift at the soup kitchen when suddenly Neo-Nazi #$%$ Grand Wizard and climate-skeptic Darren Wilson saw the glow of his halo.
He stepped out of his gas guzzling Hummer and made chase. Mike Brown, weighed down by his backpack full of Nobel Peace Prizes and handwritten letters to grandma, was soon overtaken by the Aryan Nation Member.
The only escape was across the street, but alas, there was no crosswalk. Faced with certain death or breaking the law, the straight A student made his last stand. He attempts to reason with his attacker but the illiterate racist murderer only has ears for white supremacy speeches and Mein Kampf passages.
"Any last words?" said Darren Wilson through a mouthful of chewing tobacco. Mike Brown looks his executioner in the eye, puts his hands up clearly indicating his surrender and says "World Peace".
"Screw Black People!" shouts Darren Wilson as he unloads his fully automatic assault rifle.
If not for the Republican Party he may have survived, but the skinhead's extended high capacity magazine, unfettered by their legislation unloads hundreds of rounds into the Harvard bound, endangered species advocate.
Satan himself then steps back into his Panzer Tank and drives away while listening to AC/DC on full volume."
Said he wanted to make out of the hood.
Well, he accomplished that goal
“Im sensing that given the proclivities of his other relatives...that might very well have been the case”.
I believe Brown’s mother was arrested for assault.
A bigger point - WHERE ARE THE BLACK RELIGIOUS LEADERS THROUGHOUT THE COUNTY? DON’T THEY FEEL SOME SORT OF SPIRITUAL OBLIGATION TO SET AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT NOT TO DO ACCORDING TO CHRIST? Apparently not. Shame on them.
Sometimes color trumps Christianity.
There once was a thug named Brown.
Who bum rushed a cop with a frown.
6 bullets later
He met his creator
And his homies burnt down the whole town.
I’m sorry...Mike who?
Oh my!
He robbed and beat up old people, then was shot by Da po-lise wearing a Devo hat?
“Sometimes color trumps Christianity”.
Along with their liberal propensities.
“Mike’s cousin Anthony Livingston shared that Mike was going through a transformation in his life”
Survey says ‘#1 answer’....
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