The perps:
Posted on 12/26/2014 8:56:45 AM PST by Morgana
A married couple allegedly took on the role of "Grinch" this Christmas season and stole Christmas displays from dozens of Colorado Springs families.
Jeremy Lewallen, 18, and his 42-year-old wife Carrie Carley were arrested Dec. 19. Police say they used the displays they swiped to decorate their own yard.
According to the arrest affidavit obtained by 11 News, a neighbor who had his decorations stolen was driving around his neighborhood when he spotted a very familiar looking Christmas display in the suspects' front yard. Police served a search warrant there and allegedly found, in the words of one of the theft victims, "a decoration graveyard." Officers said that both the front and back yards of the home were filled with stolen lawn ornaments and Christmas decorations.
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>> “Police say they used the displays they swiped to decorate their own yard.” <<
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That is what I cal Xmas spirit!
The most suicidal time of the year!
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What fantasy?
Captain Ahab?
> Jeremy Lewallen, 18, and his 42-year-old wife Carrie Carley...
See, once you know the facts, it becomes understandable. Clearly, they’re entitled because they are discriminated against by society due to their non-normative primary love relationship.
I fully expect to see them both on Maury or Jerry in the near future (after they’ve been given probation by some a$$wipe Colorado judge).
Ima guess it’ll be about him gettin’ fooled by a transvestamite, transamasexual, transgerrymandered ‘woman’ (whatever the hell a guy is that ‘tucks it’ calls himself nowdays - you know, because he like to ‘get off’ on foolin’ the boys).
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
New Monitor needed.
The perps:
Both obviously produced by some serious inbreeding.
Evidently, they share hair coloring tips and blond hair dye
OMG - the pictures of this couple!!! These people are somebody’s son and daughter. WHO went to the wedding? So many questions come up.
AND she out-weighs him easily 4:1.
OMG what a find! LOL
And how old was he when they started dating?
What is an 18 year old guy going to do with a 42 year old woman? ....Well, I know Colorado is full of cougars...but....
OMG my eyes!!!
She has the body of a 30 year old.....well, actually, five 30 year olds.
apparently she was so hot he didn’t care she was 40+ !
*barf*
when asked what initially attracted him to her... he said ... something about her neck!
ROFL!
“What is an 18 year old guy going to do with a 42 year old woman?”
An Unemployed stoner who plays video games all day needs a human thumb to support him.
Total IQ: -10
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