Urban Outfitters' Hillary Clinton Nutcracker Is Horribly Sexist

Yahoo! Style ^ | November 12, 2014 | Laia Garcia

[Slings and Arrows]

Urban Outfitters is back in the spotlight again for their questionable product choices. This time it’s for the Hillary Clinton Nutcracker, an actual nutcracker in the shape of, you-guessed-it, Hillary Clinton. These days it seems as if Urban Outfitters’ marketing plan is largely based around generating press on derogatory items such as a “one of a kind sweatshirt featuring the Kent State University logo” with a suspicious blood-like spatter, and an array of T-shirts that perpetuate stereotypes against Native Americans, Mexicans, Jews, and Irish among others (at least the fact that no one is safe is slightly comforting?). 

[Slings and Arrows]

Please join me in welcoming Ms Garcia to 1993.

[GeronL]

what is sexist about it?

[IronJack]

Good for them. It’s time we slay this PC dragon.

[Calvin Locke]

Sold out. Not even a photo.

[jyro]

I suppose you COULD change the name to “HILLARY BALL BUSTER” but I bet they would like that less.

[Terry L Smith]

Ah yes, the Hillary nutcracker!
Ask any of the military aides that worked in The White House under the Clintons, and i am sure they will tell the truth about the nutcracker!

[Slings and Arrows]

The nutcraker, which has already sold out online and was available at $60, is absolutely sexist, sure, but it would be more insulting if it was any less boring.

Translation: "I am a white woman with no real problems."

[2ndDivisionVet]

The Kent State thing is hilarious.

[moovova]

“Sold out...”

I was right behind you. I wanted one. There’s a store in town...going tomorrow.

[Slings and Arrows]

> The Kent State thing is hilarious.

Send a gross of ‘em to the Ohio National Guard.

[ari-freedom]

[stevio]

Yuck! I wouldn’t stick anything between her legs, let alone my nuts.

[LonePalm]

Here's one.

"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Slings and Arrows]

Photo at the Yahoo link.

[Husker24]

Well the Nut cracker version is a lot better looking.

[Slings and Arrows]

Yuck! I wouldn’t stick anything between her legs, let alone my nuts.

[doorgunner69]

It is the same old one been around. The Hildabieat is far too slender, at least 150 pounds underweight.

[rockinqsranch]

Strong resemblance to Ellen DeGenerate.

[wrench]

The Bill Clinton corkscrew is even better.

[Old Grumpy]

“It is the same old one been around. The Hildabieat is far too slender,”

I was thinking the same thing! They need to update them with fatter thighs.