[Slings and Arrows]

You guessed it: Flori-duh.

[Slings and Arrows]

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[ifinnegan]

At least he had a good reason, eh?

[Gluteus Maximus]

Grandpa’s wrong. It is mathematically impossible for anybody to “eat too many pork chops.” Especially if they’re nicely gilled after being marinated in vinegar, onions and garlic.

[Sarah Barracuda]

If Michelle Obama had been there, she would have said “Hey no reason to fight, just give me the chops and I’m take them off your hands”

[ansel12]

Normally it is easy enough to decide the right and wrong of things, but Southern fried pork chops are in a realm where none of us can be sure how we would have reacted.

It’s easy to be reasonable when you weren’t the one smelling them......savoring them......wanting more of them.

[RichInOC]

And to drink, all he wanted was a Pepsi...just one Pepsi...

[Kickass Conservative]

If they were cooking Bacon, it would have been a massacre.

[jobim]

That’s the hill to die on: Pork Chop

[tumblindice]

“his nephew grabbed a machete”

Because his uncle said, “Youngster, if you want my chop you’ll have to pry it from my cold, dead fingers. Fo shizzle.”

[RightGeek]

Wall said he only got to eat one porkchop but his nephew ate three and thought his girlfriend didn't get to have any.

[VerySadAmerican]

We southerners love our fried pork chops and fried chicken.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8wLI4gHvts

[jonrick46]

Is this it?

Pork chops + marijuana-induced ‘munchies’ = reefer madness

[Texicanus]

Southern etiquette. Some things you just don’t do is take a man’s poke chops without his approval. And that ain’t racist either.

[House Atreides]

Man, they need to free Uncle Billy. I grew up fighting with family members over who got the last pork chop-—it’s a way of life that shouldn’t go by the wayside.

[Windflier]

I don’t see how any righteous Southern jury could convict this man. Poke chops is serious bidness down here.

[TigersEye]

Gotta know how many chops the boy ate before I decide guilt or innocence and how many were left.

[jiggyboy]

A rebuttal to Homer Simpson, at Dr. Hibbert’s office pondering imminent death by (possibly) poisonous fugu sushi, wailing “nobody ever died from eating pork chops!”

[Bullish]

Them pork chops are hard to resist alright.

[Darksheare]

Bacon Sword!

[driftless2]

It that was weird enough, the story had two words misspelled: seperate for separate and arguement for argument.