Man: "Your wife was just going to show us her Klimt."
Rodney: "Oh, you too, huh?"
Posted on 10/10/2014 9:52:27 AM PDT by redreno
A bride-to-be became pregnant after having sex with a dwarf stripper on her hen night, it has been claimed.
The woman had to confess to cheating on her husband with the adult entertainer earlier this year after giving birth to a baby with dwarfism at a hospital in Valencia, Spain, it was reported.
It is alleged that the woman’s husband believed the child was his until it was born. Neither the couple nor the hospital have been named.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
You’d have been like that M & M on the commercial if you’d have gone. Torn to bits in the frenzy. hehehehe
Man: "Your wife was just going to show us her Klimt."
Rodney: "Oh, you too, huh?"
This is what happens since Women think they are Men.
Totally different animal. I have no interest in a hen night please....
“Augh!!”
Yeah, it would have been bad.
Ok, so far we’ve referenced.
Bachelor Party
Back to School
Top Secret!
What a great decade the 80s were for movies.
Ole! Ole! Ole!
He is actually an award winning actor. Very down to earth. Met him once.
And he is, by far, the best character in the entire Game of Thrones series (although Ygritte and Rose Leslie isn't bad either...)
When I first saw that actress, I thought it was Donna Reed.
I really like short stories ......
Put this one down on the headlines-you-have-to-click-on-even-though-you-know-you’ll-regret-it list. BTT. Even though I know I’ll regret that, too.
By now she’s probably feeling Happy.
I don’t usually answer nitpickers, but for some reason I’ll make an exception.
I was, of course, referring to the public vows that are exchanged in the marriage ceremony which are usually treated as more binding, since they are part of a legal rite.
But thanks for the valuable input.
I don’t usually answer nitpickers, but for some reason I’ll make an exception.
I was, of course, referring to the public vows that are exchanged in the marriage ceremony which are usually treated as more binding, since they are part of a legal rite.
But thanks for the valuable input.
She should be lauded, not condemned. She practices non-discriminatory coition.
So you were havin' sex with the little fella then?
The technical term is “morose delectation.”
Tyrrehion Lanister strikes again!
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