As could Faberge. "You give two friends Ebola, then they give two friends Ebola, and so on, and so on and so on..."
Posted on 10/05/2014 4:34:35 PM PDT by Lazamataz
Ebola Zaire attacks every organ and tissue in the human body except skeletal muscle and bone. It is a perfect parasite because it transforms virtually every part of the body into a digested slime of virus particles. The seven mysterious proteins that, assembled together, make up the Ebola-virus particle, work as a relentless machine, a molecular shark, and they consume the body as the virus makes copies of itself. Small blood clots begin to appear in the bloodstream, and the blood thickens and slows, and clots begin to stick to the walls of blood vessels. This is known as pavementing, because the clots fit together in a mosaic. The mosaic thickens and throws more clots, and the clots drift through the blodstream into the small capillaries, where they get stuck. This shuts off the blood supply to various parts of the body, causing dead spots to appear in the brain, liver, kidneys, lungs, intestines, testicles, breast tissue (of men as well as women), and all through the skin. The skin develops red spots, called petechiae, which are hemorrhages under the skin. Ebola attacks connective tissue with particular ferocity; it multiplies in collegen, the chief constituent protein of the tissue that holds the organs togehter. (The seven Ebola proteins somehow chew up the body's structural proteins.) In this way, collagen in the body turns to mush, and the underlayers of the skin die and liquefy. The skin bubbles up into a sea of tiny white blisters mixed with red spots known as a maculopapular rash. This rash has been likened to tapioca pudding. Spontaneous rips appear in the skin, and hemmoraghic blood pours from the rips. The red spots on the skin grow and spread and merge to become huge, spontaneous bruises, and the skin goes soft and pulpy, and can tear off if it is touched with any kind of pressure. Your mouth bleeds, and you bleed around your teeth, and you may have hemorrhages from the salivary glands -- literally every opening in the body bleeds, no matter how small. The surface if the toungue turns brilliant red and the sloughs off, and is swallowed or spat out. It is said to be extraordinarily painful to lose the surface of one's tongue. The tongue's skin may be torn off during rushes of the black vomit. The back of the throat and the lining of the wind pipe may also slough off, and the dead tissue slides down the windpipe into the lungs or is coughed up with sputum. Your heart bleeds into itself; the heart muscle softens and has hemorrhages into its chambers, and blood squeezes out of the heart muscle as the heart beats, and it floods the chest cavity. The brain becomes clogged with dead blood cells, a conditions known as sludging of the brain. Ebola attacks the lining of the eyeball, and the eyeballs may fill up with blood: you may go blind. Droplets of blood stand out on the eyelids: you may weep blood. The blood runs from your eyes down your cheeks and refuses to coagulate. You may have a hemispherical stroke, in which one whole side of the body is paralyzed, which is invariably fatal in a case of Ebola. Even while the body's internal organs are becoming plugged with coagulated blood, the blood that streams out of the body cannot clot; it resembles whey being squeezed out of curds. The blood has been stripped of its clotting factors. If you put the runny Ebola blood in a test tube and look at it, you see that the blood is destroyed. Its red cells are broken and dead. The blood looks as if it has been buzzed in an electric blender.
Ebola kills a great deal of tissue while the host is still alive. It triggers a creeping, spotty necrosis that spreads through all the internal organs. The liver bulges up and turns yellow, begins to liquefy, and then it cracks apart. The cracks run across the liver and deep inside it, and the liver completely dies and goes putrid. The kidneys becomes jammed with blood clots and dead cells, and cease functioning. As the kidneys fail, the blood becomes toxic with urine. The spleen turns into a single huge, hard blood clot the size of a baseball. The intestines may fill up completely with blood. The lining of the gut dies and sloughs off into the bowels and is defecated along with large amounts of blood. In men, the testicles bloat up and turns black-and-blue, the semen goes hot with Ebola, and the nipples may bleed. In women, the labia turn blue, livid, and protrusive, and there may be massive vaginal bleeding. The virus is a catastrophe for a pregnant woman: the child is aborted spontaneously and is usually infected with Ebola virus, born with red eyes and a bloody nose.
Ebola destroys the brain more thoroughly than does Marburg, and Ebola victims often go into epileptic convulsions during the final stage. The convulsions are generalized grand mal seizures -- the whole body twitches and shakes, the arms and legs thrash around, and the eyes, sometimes bloody, roll up into the head. The tremors and convulsions of the patient may smear or splatter blood around. Possibly this epileptic splashing of blood is one of Ebola's strategies for success -- it makes the victim go into a flurry of seizures as he dies, spreading blood all over the place, thus giving the virus a chance to jump to a new host -- a kind of transmission through smearing.
Ebola (and Marburg) multiplies so rapidly and powerfully that the body's infected cells become crystal-like blocks of packed virus particles. These crystal are broods of virus getting ready to hatch from the cell. They are known as bricks. The bricks, or crystals, first appear near the center of the cell and then migrate towards the surface. As a crystal reaches a cell wall, it disintegrates into hundres of individual virus particles, and the broodlings push through the cell wall like hair and float away in the bloodstream of the host. The hatched Ebola particles cling to cells everywhere in the body, and get inside them, and continue to multiply. It keeps on multiplying until areas of tissue all through the body are filled with crystalloids, which hatch, and more Ebola particles drift into the bloodstream, and the amplification continues inexorably until a droplet of the hosts blood can contain a hundred million individual particles.
After death, the cadaver suddenly deteriorates: the internal organs, having been dead or partially dead for days, have already begun to dissolve, and a sort of shock-related meltdown occurs. The corpse's connective tissue, skin, and organs, already peppered with dead spots, heated by fever, and damaged by shock, begin to liquefy, and the fluids that leak from the cadaver are saturated with Ebola-virus particles.
HEPA filters are a must if you’re cleaning up Ebola residue like vomit, feces and blood.
I tried your suggested experiment with duct tape and WD40. You’re right! I never tried that before.
Taking Viagra with a nitrate medicine can cause a sudden and serious decrease in blood pressure, especially in those experience symptoms of Ebola hemorrhagic fever. If you are experiencing any of these symptoms, please do not consult your doctor or visit the Emergency Room.
I’ve read that the Ebola virus is too heavy to stay airborne. Not sure how much the HEPA filter will help.
What could possibly go wrong?
That was when I was in school too. I must have missed that song. The last 3 lines are hilarious, and seem to fit O’Bola well. I hope he gets it. Oh wait, that’s mean. Don’t care...I hope he gets it.
As could Faberge. "You give two friends Ebola, then they give two friends Ebola, and so on, and so on and so on..."
Does ObamaCare cover Ebola?
Definitely the cake!
I’m still LOL’ing on the last 3 lines of The Hearse Song. I tried to read it to my husband and it took me several times to get through it without hysterical laughing fits on the whipping cream line.
I think the last 3 lines should be the ebola theme song.
This has been the only thing that has made me laugh in weeks.
Maybe I can make part of it a new FR tagline.
It fits in the tagline space.
The threat may be minimal or it may be major, but in either case, it used to be zero before President Ebola, and it’s something greater than zero now.
A belief is only “undue” if it’s not true.
So - you who say you think so highly of objective reasoning: what is the evidence as to whether this regime would target its enemies for bad stuff?
And maybe a foundation should first be laid: How likely do you think it is for a regime to accidentally ALWAYS be - oops - MISTAKEN about things that could wind up killing large portions of the population?
I really hope she’s going to be OK.
Ebola!
It’s festive.
It’s like a parade with free buffet and jumping cheerleaders with pompoms and a band playing and a big silvery moon, with fireworks and party hats and streamers and cotton candy on a summer night by a glass-smooth lake as you hold the one you love in front of a roaring fire on a bearskin rug, while you overlook the mountains of Aspen from the deck of your expensive yacht.
It’s like getting on a magic carousel ride with real ponies and free chicken wings and cheesy chips with running beer fountains on a sunny cloudless day with beautiful music playing!
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Who knew that YOU would be the narrative writer for the CDC under the Obola administration?
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